India to throw smartphones with preloaded Candy Crush Saga across LOC to maintain ceasefire

[Arjun Gandeev]

Closed Too many rough people

 

[Sam Manekshaw]

MAN THESE FAKE NEWS ARE FUNNY.

 

[kaykay]

For more satire news, visit faking news website. Leading news satire website of India - Faking News Mobile

These are really funny. hehe

 

[SR-91]

From now onwards, in response to any violation from the Pakistani side, India will throw boxes of smartphones with preloaded popular game Candy Crush Saga.

New Delhi: Moving away from conventional warfare techniques, Indian government has decided to solve the problem of repeated ceasefire violations by Pakistani Army by planning to use different technology to paralyze them, which will strike and weaken them from inside like termites do to wood.



From now onwards, in response to any violation from the Pakistani side, India will throw boxes of smartphones with preloaded popular game Candy Crush Saga. Indian government is quite ensure that addiction of the game will force Pakistani soldiers to put down their guns.

Reacting to the question of Faking News reporter that Pak soldiers may start firing in frustration after losing number of lives in the game, a senior official of Defense Ministry said on conditions of anonymity, “We are also hiring people to accept Candy Crush Saga invitation from Pak soldiers. So that enemy does not take eyes away from mobile screens.”

He also said that India was planning to send RAW agents disguised as candy crush experts across line of control to give training to Pak soldiers.

“More they will win, more they will play. Let their asses rot while they play for hours,” the official shouted, frustrated from ceasefire violations.
According to the sources, Home Ministry has advised Army to recruit soldiers who can throw smartphones in order to avoid any harm to themselves from the lethal game.
“Our new weapon is more dangerous that chemical weapons and we should handle it carefully. It is easy to identify victims of chemical weapon at early stage but its very hard to do the same in later case. So keep our soldiers away from this and recruit people who usually throw things,” read a (no more) secret note from Home ministry to Defense Ministry.
After the news was broken by Faking News, government clarified that they will use cheap Chinese smartphones after accusation from opposition of wasting taxpayers money.

After the above clarification, some experts have raised concerns about possible governments hand behind recent outages during online sales of Chinese company Xiaomis smartphones on Flipkart.

FUN

I was laughing my ballz off...

 

[Arjun Gandeev]

I was laughing my ballz off...

Balls?????

 

[IndoCarib]

I thought Indian Defence Forum is for serious discussions only. There is a Stupid and funny section for such satires

 

[Arjun Gandeev]

I thought Indian Defence Forum is for serious discussions only. There is a Stupid and funny section for such satires

Serious discussion? ??? All I ever saw..... trooooolllllls

Anyway sorry. .. I couldn't find joke section so posted here.... btw you r free to ignore

 

[faisal6309]

Balls?????

Start a new threat in Members club as faking news and then put all these news there.

 

[Arjun Gandeev]

Start a new threat in Members club as faking news and then put all these news there.

Thnx... I did asked same question( where is the joke section) @krup u know what he said ...... Bangladesh defense forum. Damn thats one line killer

 

[Hephaestus]

Thnx... I did asked same question( where is the joke section) @krup u know what he said ...... Bangladesh defense forum. Damn thats one line killer

 

[The Headache]

Please those with the I.Q of less than 120 and who are posting FAKE NEWS, get lost. Its an immediate rqst

 

[Arjun Gandeev]

Please those with the I.Q of less than 120 and who are posting FAKE NEWS, get lost. Its an immediate rqst

Same with u.... f**k off