India and Indians through 2 cows theory

[Thorough Pro]

We had two cows too, and we loved the steaks.

 

[NHUDA]

http://9gag.com/gag/6653870/you-have-two-cows

Yeah thats the One .... The Swiss, Iraqi and Chinese were the BEST

Found this one tooo but again in some cases the creator tried bit too hard ..
https://www.business.illinois.edu/broker/twocows.htm

Also Check http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/cowsexplain.php

We had two cows too, and we loved the steaks.

Fits the Americans more .... may be Kabab ??

but surely need to come up a bit different (unique) one for Pakistan !

 

[Jaat Rock]

Jaato ko bich me lana aajkal roji roti hai logo ki...

 

[NHUDA]

Pakistan is so diverse ... unable to come up with ONE which fits the whole country ... !
so here are some

Lahore: You had Two Cows , You Build a Road, A Bridge and a Metro for Them while One of them Died trying to Find a Veterinarian !

Karachi : You had Two Cows, Namaloom Afraad Shoot them and Now they are in a Bori, while everyone fights for their Skin (Khaal) !

Thar : You had Two Cows, They Both are Sick and the Calf is Dead due to thirst while Wolves are having a Feast 250 mtrs away !

Baluchistan: You had Two Cows, the Central Govt took the Milk and Gave the Tribal head some Water, who drank it all himself and no body care about the farmer !

KPK: You have Two Bulls .. Censor Censor Censor ! :p


Please don't Ban me ... :/