Pakistan: “We shot down two IAF fighter jets, a Mig-21 and a Sukhoi-30MKI. But since we are a peace loving country we are returning the Mig-21 pilot to India.”
Sane Person: “But what of the other pilot(s) still in your custody?”
Pakistan: “Well since India did not ask for them, why should we return them?”
Sane Person: “Why did India not ask for them?”
Pakistan: “Because that would effectively mean having to acknowledge that they lost two fighters, including one superior Sukhoi-30MKI to a JF-17!”
Sane Person: “But why then is Pakistan not producing those pilot(s), and revealing to the World that India did loose a Mig-21 and Sukhoi-30MKI or even three Mig-21s to JF-17s-and take credit for it?”
Pakistan: “Well, we are simple minded peace loving people. Why would we want to embarrass our brothers in India?”
Have to say, can't argue with that. Can we?