I am Muslim.
And as you can see, I has Internet.
Hence, that makes me an Internet-Muslim.
And...
There are Internet Christians.
There are Internet Jews.
There are Internet Sikhs.
There are Internet Rastafarian.
Can I add Internet Atheist? Surely, there are many. Especially this eccentric chap:
The Amazing Atheist - YouTube
There are so many!
So therefore, I conclude that each and every person using the Internet are inherently evil, unthinkably evil.
Internet is the root of all evils. There's free ****, you can illegally download stuff, you can access classified information or even top secret information - be it military or corporate, you can steal people's information, you can upload live videos of AH-64 Apaches randomly killing......."stuff"(?), you can post all manner of propaganda and cause media flutter - which drives people away from the truth, and last but not the least
TROLLING - the most evil and most ****** sin.
So, I'd like to pass on a Fatwa that makes the use of Internet Haram. For it is the root of all evil.
The dark side:
So my Internet Hindu, Internet Muslim, Internet-whatever fiendish friends, be proud that you are all evil. Surely, we have all engaged in all the activities I mentioned in your pathetic and worthless little Internet lives (apart from maybe uploading violent Apache videos).
Be proud that you are such trollish fiends. It'll help raise your badassery that may make girls notice us. Especially considering that we PDFers are all bit nerdy. So give us a chance. After all, this place makes us smarter (apparently).
You are an unstoppable force of darkness!
On a side note, I think it is pretty obvious that woman is not familiar with the concept of trolling.
Lakh lanaat on me