Humour: Rules to remember in life

[Tehmasib]

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


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[Ignited Mind]

1. If you're born poor, that's not our mistake. If you die poor, that's your mistake.

2. Being poor is the biggest crime in the world.

 

[Subramanian]

Poverty ll hurt in the beginning,then u ll get used to it.

 

[shining eyes]

Don't create expectations from others, as if they do not do as u expect, it can hurt you badly.