posting the following from a website so dont get mad at me for some vulgar ways lolzzzz
"Death. With taxes and The Sims expansion packs, it is one of the three things we are guaranteed in life. Every man dies, so a fair goal should be to have the best possible death. Here is a list of the Top 100 ways to die. "
Top 100 ways to die
110-101
102. Crushed by Pamela Anderson's boobs.
Come on, <insert name here>, you know that would be just about the most awesome thing to happen to you, regardless of gender.
101. Dancing man jib
nananananana da da dada da da da, da da rah, da da da da,(long can jib dance?) ooo, a kick to the face, SUCKER PUNCH!
* Jib still dances, versing the psychopat in dance-off
100-91
100. By your own hands.
Whacking off till you eventually die...or just pass out.
99. Getting in a gunfight with the Pope.
Although history says you'll be sent to hell.
98. Snakes on a plane
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUDGIN' SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUDGIN' Aircraft!
97. Swallowing rocks.
Quite painless.
96. Putting your hand in the toaster, and then adding water
Opening the butter is hard with only one hand.
95. Getting bit by a rabied animal and going to the doctor to kill him.
You can just lay around and foam at the mouth at the hospital screaming "NOT THE PICKLE JUICE AGAIN!!!!".
94. Driving on the left side of a "Keep Right" sign
Didn't teach ya that one in Driver's Ed, did they?
93. Popups
You accidentally clicked OK on the "Click here to claim a free death" browser popup.
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