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HOW TO MURDER A PERFECTLY GOOD THREAD
GOOD EVENING, I WELCOME YOU TO GUNS-N-ROSES COACHING CLASSES WHERE TODAY I WILL TEACH YOU "HOW TO MURDER A PERFECTLY GOOD AND SANE THREAD"?
THERE ARE SEVERAL WAYS TO MURDER A GOOD THREAD. SOME OF THEM ARE APPENDED BELOW FOR EASY REFERENCE AND PRACTICAL USE LATER ON SOME OTHER THREADS:
1. READ SELECTIVELY: Wat is the point in reading the whole article? look out for u r pet words/topics (BLA/ISI/RAW) and see wat is written about them. immidiately negate the author with ur own views.
2. USE IMAGINATION: Use u r imagination while reading the thread. after all god has given us such a good gift, why not to use it creatively? The thread starter might be talking about GDP of india but u feel free to write about naxalism problem or best oppression of minorities. Remember only retards stick to topic, knowledgable men always use their imagination.
P.S. Here are some words for u r imagination. Kashmir, Baluchistan, ISI, RAW, 1971, Toilets, pseudo secularism, terrorism etc.
3. TWIST THE TOPIC: So u r not happy that the author is talking abt success of pakistani nuclear programme. Big deal!!! u can always talk abt safety of pakistani nuclear weapons. That way u can manipulate the thread to go it "your desired" way.
4. HAVE FIXED IDEAS: A real man is one who never changes his thoughts. remember that dialogue for dabang "ek baar jo maine commiittment kar di to fir mai apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta hoon". a real man never changes his thoughts/ideas. no matter how hard the Thread starter tries or wat evidence he presents to you. you should never change u r thoughts. That way u can successfully murder a thread.
5. RIDICULE OPPOSING COUNTRY: So thread starter wants to highlight growth of his country in past few years, so what? jus google and check which areas are lacking in the country and ridicule it. u can always make a start by giving u r comments on rape of a girl in that country. u dont even have to check news for that. remember there are enough rapes committed ina single day. You will always be right.
6. TROLL: trolling is basically posting a offtopic, extraneous and inflammatory message with primary intent of provoking the other users into a desired response. this is the best weapon u have to murder a thread. But u have to be carefully while using it because u can get infraction/warning/ban for it. It is an art which requires little or no practice. However remember a successfull troll is one who has never got banned/infraction but he always manages to get the other person in trouble. That should be the motto of any troll.
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE FINISHED MY CLASS. YOU CAN ALL DEPOSIT TWO CENTS EACH AS TUITION FEE.
P.S. Dont use the above mentioned methods on this thread.lol.
GOOD EVENING, I WELCOME YOU TO GUNS-N-ROSES COACHING CLASSES WHERE TODAY I WILL TEACH YOU "HOW TO MURDER A PERFECTLY GOOD AND SANE THREAD"?
THERE ARE SEVERAL WAYS TO MURDER A GOOD THREAD. SOME OF THEM ARE APPENDED BELOW FOR EASY REFERENCE AND PRACTICAL USE LATER ON SOME OTHER THREADS:
1. READ SELECTIVELY: Wat is the point in reading the whole article? look out for u r pet words/topics (BLA/ISI/RAW) and see wat is written about them. immidiately negate the author with ur own views.
2. USE IMAGINATION: Use u r imagination while reading the thread. after all god has given us such a good gift, why not to use it creatively? The thread starter might be talking about GDP of india but u feel free to write about naxalism problem or best oppression of minorities. Remember only retards stick to topic, knowledgable men always use their imagination.
P.S. Here are some words for u r imagination. Kashmir, Baluchistan, ISI, RAW, 1971, Toilets, pseudo secularism, terrorism etc.
3. TWIST THE TOPIC: So u r not happy that the author is talking abt success of pakistani nuclear programme. Big deal!!! u can always talk abt safety of pakistani nuclear weapons. That way u can manipulate the thread to go it "your desired" way.
4. HAVE FIXED IDEAS: A real man is one who never changes his thoughts. remember that dialogue for dabang "ek baar jo maine commiittment kar di to fir mai apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta hoon". a real man never changes his thoughts/ideas. no matter how hard the Thread starter tries or wat evidence he presents to you. you should never change u r thoughts. That way u can successfully murder a thread.
5. RIDICULE OPPOSING COUNTRY: So thread starter wants to highlight growth of his country in past few years, so what? jus google and check which areas are lacking in the country and ridicule it. u can always make a start by giving u r comments on rape of a girl in that country. u dont even have to check news for that. remember there are enough rapes committed ina single day. You will always be right.
6. TROLL: trolling is basically posting a offtopic, extraneous and inflammatory message with primary intent of provoking the other users into a desired response. this is the best weapon u have to murder a thread. But u have to be carefully while using it because u can get infraction/warning/ban for it. It is an art which requires little or no practice. However remember a successfull troll is one who has never got banned/infraction but he always manages to get the other person in trouble. That should be the motto of any troll.
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE FINISHED MY CLASS. YOU CAN ALL DEPOSIT TWO CENTS EACH AS TUITION FEE.
P.S. Dont use the above mentioned methods on this thread.lol.
