HELP WIFE IS LEAVING ME

[Safriz]

Is wife not pleasuring you well? Why would you choose an internet forum over your family?

This is a fun / joke thread...Nothing too serious...(i guess)

 

[unicorn]

Dear All

I have now been coming on pdf for about a month. its getting quite addictive. now my wife is telling me if i dont reduce my time on the forum she will take the boys and leave me.

have any more experienced members faced this type of problem. Please advise what worked for you. That is i want to hang on to my wife pdf and my boys.

This could act as useful guide in future to all members.

Seems to me your wife is a wise person you should listen to her.She must be sensing that this addiction of yours is disturbing the matters of concern.And above all instead of asking others on this forum, you being the closest person to her you should understand why she is asking it in the first place.

 

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Unplug the computer. Everyone knows that one click goes to another... Tell whoever to hide the mouse or keyboard. Take a vacation and clear your mind. I seriously doubt a forum with a bunch of people is worth losing your family over (no offense to PDF members) but if you wanna keep your family, you've got to get your act together.

I'm not lecturing you, I just hate seeing families split apart over something small and stupid.

 

[Jungibaaz]

Yaar tell your wife that you are here fighting on the front line, for your nation!!!
internet warriors need some credit too.

but do take some time off, family comes first!

 

[Stealth IFV]

This is not just your wife that you are gambling with, it's your children. I can't imagine what sort of life you are providing for your family if you spend all day sat on your lazy behind, with un-important input on top of that. For shame good man.

 

[chops3d]

we are wifeless

 

[AZADPAKISTAN2009]

Let the wife go she is trouble maker get a new wife

a) Put a ad in newspaper need a new wife , must love internet
b) Tell your old wife to please watch the lengthy drama don't create drama

Or what you can do what every solider does when he is surrounded by enemy

Strategic retreat

a) Plan a dinner with wife
b) Turn off internet for week , and then buy get her tickets to visit her relatives
c) Get her some nice gold gift

And then when least expecting , turn on the internet and get back to your duty solider

 

[TheJewverine]

I'm confused, how would she know you are using the computer? Is your computer in the kitchen?

 

[Safriz]

I'm confused, how would she know you are using the computer? Is your computer in the kitchen?

No it was on his bed i got evidence

 

[TheJewverine]

No it was on his bed i got evidence

What is she doing outside of the kitchen then?

 

[SMC]

She's trying to control you. You should tell her that if she keeps trying to control you, you will take the boys with you to Pakistan.

 

[TheJewverine]

She's trying to control you. You should tell her that if she keeps trying to control you, you will take the boys with you to Pakistan.

Also tell her to go and make you a sandwich.

 

[Safriz]

Also tell her to go and make you a sandwich.

lol...yeah..keep her busy

 

[chops3d]

What is she doing outside of the kitchen then?

decorating the table and serving the meal

 

[lem34]

Guys thank you for all your input. She was joking. Anyway Im trying to get her interested too. But I think I should limit it to maybe half an hour to an hour a day. Of course family comes first, but I do love pakistan and like to hear nice things about pakistan instead of the bullshit I get fed in western press aboout my beloved pakistan ,