MM_Haider
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Hosted ... a long ago .... because now world know how these as$holes behaving.
If some can do this shameful act openly then how entire country is behaving.
Take chill pill and read this..
Middle Finger Daily: Bhubaneswar (15-12-14), By Staff reporter (who typed this report by his middle finger): Owing to the love of Indians for middle finger, GoI has planned few historical steps to keep this love alive.
1. It has been made official that the middle finger shall commemorate the Indian defeat against Pakistan in Champions Trophy Hockey match when they had to suffer humiliation and couple of middle fingers..
2. GoI has also announced the middle finger day on 13th day of every December in memory of the middle finger shown by Pakistani players. On this day Indian people will conduct rallies to pay tribute to those who showed them middle finger at their home.
3. In Bhubaneswar a big statute of that Pakistani Player who showed middle finger to crowd and media is planned to be constructed. That statue will have prominent middle finger as a memorabilia.
4. India also plans to change their biggest national award to the shape of middle finger as GoI has just learnt how much love Indians have for middle finger. From immediate effect the middle finger themed insignia shall be made available to decorate the dignitaries.
5. GoI unveiled the plan to import artificial middle fingers from Russia (will be claimed indigenous afterwards), since the demand of middle finger implantation was seen on the rise in India.
6. Modi also claimed that in ancient Indian books the middle finger has been described as an aircraft on which people used to fly around with speed greater than light. On his this very statement the crowd went jubilant and showed middle fingers to Modi. Modi was seen glowing with joy over such a reception.
7. Indian foreign office has written to UN secretary general to arrange middle finger reception for Indian delegation.
Speaking to the correspondent, of middle finger daily, the official on the condition of anonymity told the correspondence that India was progressing in this regard but there was still a long way to go. He showed his middle finger when he was uttering the word 'long'. he also feared that if Indian government didn't do much to promote the middle finger culture in their country, law and order situation in country is imminent. He also said that he was thankful to Pakistani players who gave them a goal to achieve, in the form of middle finger.
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