Even official files aren’t cleared without bribe

[Khafee]

Sir, i think the rating system is inversed. There is no way Pakistan can only be 11th most corruption riddled country.

Dil ki ankh say dekho

 

[I S I]

Dil ki ankh say dekho

N-League glasses laga ke dekha to ab nazar aaya. Mashallah, Pakistan corruption free ho gaya hai by the grace of Nawaz Shareef.

 

[Dawood Ibrahim]

Dil ki ankh say dekho

N-League glasses laga ke dekha to ab nazar aaya. Mashallah

Kya baat @Khafee Aaj @I S I mood mai hai

 

[I S I]

Kya baat @Khafee Aaj @I S I mood mai hai

Yaar ye "Maa ki aankh" to suna tha lekin ye "Dil ki aankh" pehli baar suna hai aaj.

 

[Khafee]

Yaar ye "Maa ki aankh" to suna tha lekin ye "Dil ki aankh" pehli baar suna hai aaj.

You have been hanging out with the wrong crowd. Time for you to move on from sheesha and gold leaf to cuban cigars

 

[RoadRunner401]

The respected Berlin-based global graft watchdog annually ranks countries according to perceived corruption within the public sector.

1. North Korea and Somalia (tied)
2. Afghanistan
3. Sudan
4. Angola and South Sudan (tied)
5. Iraq and Libya (tied)
6. Haiti, Guinea-Bissau and Venezuela (tied)
7. Eritrea, Syria, Turkmenistan and Yemen (tied)
8. Uzbekistan
9. Burundi, Cambodia and Zimbabwe (tied)
10. Chad, Democratic Republic of Congo, Myanmar (tied)

Pakistan is listed at 117 out of 168 not 11, but I guess 117 can be changed to 11 for tea and cookies

 

[Dawood Ibrahim]

The respected Berlin-based global graft watchdog annually ranks countries according to perceived corruption within the public sector.

1. North Korea and Somalia (tied)
2. Afghanistan
3. Sudan
4. Angola and South Sudan (tied)
5. Iraq and Libya (tied)
6. Haiti, Guinea-Bissau and Venezuela (tied)
7. Eritrea, Syria, Turkmenistan and Yemen (tied)
8. Uzbekistan
9. Burundi, Cambodia and Zimbabwe (tied)
10. Chad, Democratic Republic of Congo, Myanmar (tied)

Pakistan is listed at 117 out of 168 not 11, but I guess 117 can be changed to 11 for tea and cookies

Actually we bribed them also

 

[I S I]

You have been hanging out with the wrong crowd. Time for you to move on from sheesha and gold leaf to cuban cigars

Sir, jokes aside. I never smoked cigarette, sheesha or any other cancerous stuff in my entire life.

 

[Dawood Ibrahim]

Yaar ye "Maa ki aankh" to suna tha lekin ye "Dil ki aankh" pehli baar suna hai aaj.

Kya baat @I S I with whom you are rooming

 

[Khafee]

The respected Berlin-based global graft watchdog annually ranks countries according to perceived corruption within the public sector.

1. North Korea and Somalia (tied)
2. Afghanistan
3. Sudan
4. Angola and South Sudan (tied)
5. Iraq and Libya (tied)
6. Haiti, Guinea-Bissau and Venezuela (tied)
7. Eritrea, Syria, Turkmenistan and Yemen (tied)
8. Uzbekistan
9. Burundi, Cambodia and Zimbabwe (tied)
10. Chad, Democratic Republic of Congo, Myanmar (tied)

Pakistan is listed at 117 out of 168 not 11, but I guess 117 can be changed to 11 for tea and cookies

This is a serious thread. No silly jokes please.

 

[I S I]

Actually we bribed them also

We bribe the bribers.

Kya baat @I S I with whom you are rooming

My loneliness.

 

[Khafee]

We bribe the bribers.

Actually we bribed them also

Rishwat laenay wala, aur daynae wala - dono jhanami hain.

 

[I S I]

Rishwat laenay wala, aur daynae wala - dono jhanami hain.

Agar saza jaldi mil jae to Pakistan ki overpopulation ka masla hal hojae, sir.

 

[Khafee]

Agar saza jaldi mil jae to Pakistan ki overpopulation ka masla hal hojae, sir.

Allah azawajal Ghafooror Raheem hain. He gives one time to repent, and to some he says "exceed in your fitna, as much as you can, ultimately you have to return to me" This is a jist of it. Allah knows best.

 

[I S I]

I will bribe the Angels

Lol Jokes on you. There'll be Devils in the Hell, not Angels. Zardari type Devils. You can offer them 10% .