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Entire Pakistan Squad Lost Fitness Test After Losing Biryani
September 20, 2019
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It is reported by PCB that a surprise Fitness Test taken from Pakistani Cricket team. Pakistani Cricketers are in state of trauma after losing their access to Biryani. Charm of Pakistani’s are biryani but when someone stopped you from eating it. It is one of the most ugliest feeling you have had in your whole life. Now comes to our Topic that New Chief Selector Misbah ul Haq emphasis on healthy diet for Pakistani Players to let them stay fit.

So he imposed the decision of providing healthy foods that includes Pasta and Grilled BBQ and Salad etc.But the players don’t appreciate the decision because they loved to eat Nihari,Haleem,Paye,Sajji etc.

According to sources, this unannounced fitness test, the details of which were supposed to be kept secret from the media, was not just failed by the entire squad, not a single of the 20 players provisionally selected for the Sri Lanka series managed to complete the test.

“This is the lowest that any bunch of Pakistani cricketers have been on energy in the history of the sport – definitely since fitness and energy levels first began being measured in the country,” revealed a source within the Pakistan Cricket Board.

the low energy levels and the resulting failure to complete the fitness test are a direct result of the ban on biryani imposed by Chief Selector and Head Coach Misbah-ul-Haq.

“Misbah has enforced a diet of pasta and grilled food, but our players keep asking for ‘fried handle waali botiyan’ even with the pasta. There just isn’t enough oil for them in the pasta or barbeque and that is resulting in the energy shortfall,” a source privy to the diet plans of the national cricket team.
 
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Biryani is like a drug, meth cocaine .. once you start taking it there is no escape , and Biryani has this evil plan to take over the world menu by 2050 .. No one will be spared , people will die for 1 plate , people will kill for 1 plate, Biryani will become International currency the countries will use to trade their stuff , Biryani will produce electricity , Biryani will be stored in banks, underground bunkers , Biryani will be used as Toast , World Presidents and PM will hold Biryani plates when they take their oath to office . Biryani will dominate the world , Biryani will bring Human race to its knees .

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Biryani is like a drug, meth cocaine .. once you start taking it there is no escape , and Biryani has this evil plan to take over the world menu by 2050 .. No one will be spared , people will die for 1 plate , people will kill for 1 plate, Biryani will become International currency the countries will use to trade their stuff , Biryani will produce electricity , Biryani will be stored in banks, underground bunkers , Biryani will be used as Toast , World Presidents and PM will hold Biryani plates when they take their oath to office . Biryani will dominate the world , Biryani will bring Human race to its knees .

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If Biriani was so great India would have been a superpower long ago. Look at the global champions in sporting prowess. Not one is biriani eater. Then compare India the capital of biriani.
 
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I believe that if Pakistani cricketers are to make it big again in the world of Cricket. Then they have to not only surpass their predecessors in terms of raw talent, but also in terms of physical fitness.

If Pakistani cricketers have the passion and the hunger to win big, then they will go to any length and surpass any limit to reach the top and more over stay at the top, dominating the world of cricket for decades.
 
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Entire Pakistan Squad Lost Fitness Test After Losing Biryani
September 20, 2019
download-4-1-170x200.jpg
It is reported by PCB that a surprise Fitness Test taken from Pakistani Cricket team. Pakistani Cricketers are in state of trauma after losing their access to Biryani. Charm of Pakistani’s are biryani but when someone stopped you from eating it. It is one of the most ugliest feeling you have had in your whole life. Now comes to our Topic that New Chief Selector Misbah ul Haq emphasis on healthy diet for Pakistani Players to let them stay fit.

So he imposed the decision of providing healthy foods that includes Pasta and Grilled BBQ and Salad etc.But the players don’t appreciate the decision because they loved to eat Nihari,Haleem,Paye,Sajji etc.

According to sources, this unannounced fitness test, the details of which were supposed to be kept secret from the media, was not just failed by the entire squad, not a single of the 20 players provisionally selected for the Sri Lanka series managed to complete the test.

“This is the lowest that any bunch of Pakistani cricketers have been on energy in the history of the sport – definitely since fitness and energy levels first began being measured in the country,” revealed a source within the Pakistan Cricket Board.

the low energy levels and the resulting failure to complete the fitness test are a direct result of the ban on biryani imposed by Chief Selector and Head Coach Misbah-ul-Haq.

“Misbah has enforced a diet of pasta and grilled food, but our players keep asking for ‘fried handle waali botiyan’ even with the pasta. There just isn’t enough oil for them in the pasta or barbeque and that is resulting in the energy shortfall,” a source privy to the diet plans of the national cricket team.
Sirf players par nehi poray Pakistan k liye Pabandi honi chahiye. Chawal bhi koi khany ki cheez hai?
 
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White rice are junk food in any form. Should be avoided at all cost.
 
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What's so special about biryani? Never liked it.
 
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How can anyone like biryani what's so special about it I never liked it
 
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I hate biryani, who puts spices in rice??? Pulao is the way to go.
 
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biryani

is the food of the gods
 
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