Einstein dies and goes to heaven

[nitesh]

Einstein dies and goes to heaven

At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear.

Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed.

"You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso.

Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.

Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George!"

 

[su-47]

good one.

i just remembered another going to heaven joke. I have posted it before, but its probably buried somewhere where no one can find it, so here goes:

Three guys die and go to Heaven. at the pearly gates St Peter asks them how they died. The first says, "When i came home, i found my wife naked on the bed. i knew she was having an affair. when i asked her, she wouldnt say a word. i start looking around. the i see the guy hanging of the balcony railing. My apartment is on the 7th floor, so i started hitting his fingers to make him let go. but he holds on. so i take a brick and smash his fingers and he lets go. but he falls in the pool! he swims to safety. seeing this i take my refrigerator and throw it at him, and kill him. but all the excitement was too much for my weak heart. i felt a pain in my chest and everything went blank."

The second guy says, "i was playing ball with my son on my apartment, which is on the fourteenth floor, when i slipped and fell over the railing. luckily, i grabbed on the railing of the seventh floor apartment. then this psychopath comes and hits my fingers with a brick! but again fortune favours me and i fell in the pool. as i climbed out, i felt something very heavy hit me, and everything went blank."

The third guy says, "I was sitting in a refrigerator and suddenly everything goes blank!"

 

[nitesh]

he he he, good one

 

[araz]

good one.

i just remembered another going to heaven joke. I have posted it before, but its probably buried somewhere where no one can find it, so here goes:

Three guys die and go to Heaven. at the pearly gates St Peter asks them how they died. The first says, "When i came home, i found my wife naked on the bed. i knew she was having an affair. when i asked her, she wouldnt say a word. i start looking around. the i see the guy hanging of the balcony railing. My apartment is on the 7th floor, so i started hitting his fingers to make him let go. but he holds on. so i take a brick and smash his fingers and he lets go. but he falls in the pool! he swims to safety. seeing this i take my refrigerator and throw it at him, and kill him. but all the excitement was too much for my weak heart. i felt a pain in my chest and everything went blank."

The second guy says, "i was playing ball with my son on my apartment, which is on the fourteenth floor, when i slipped and fell over the railing. luckily, i grabbed on the railing of the seventh floor apartment. then this psychopath comes and hits my fingers with a brick! but again fortune favours me and i fell in the pool. as i climbed out, i felt something very heavy hit me, and everything went blank."

The third guy says, "I was sitting in a refrigerator and suddenly everything goes blank!"

Is that what they call COLD BLOODED MURDER!!!!
Regards
Araz

 

[xea]

hehehe...great one....!!