Drone attacks: The truth is out

[Last Hope]

The Americans are bribing the Chinese to make toy drones so they can be exported to Pakistan and given to Muslim children to play with. We should retaliate by asking the Chinese to make toy models of Imran Khan, Altaf Hussain and Shahbaz Sharif – the sort who’d say, ‘stop drones, stop drones, stop drones …’ each time their strings are pulled by children. These children can be dressed in cute little military uniforms.

For Altaf Hussein, the voice must be telephonic !!

 

[Vassnti]

It is a sad fact that some Pakistanis use more time protesting about trivial issues such as blasphemy, gang-rape cases and the fourteen people who were killed in the only suicide attack that has ever taken place in this country, instead of protesting against the drones that have killed billions of Pakistanis. But then, such misguided people are all alcoholics, drug addicts and believers of free sex, so one cannot expect them to speak out against the drones. They will all burn in hell. Inshahallah.

Lol i think he is getting his material by cutting and pasting from pdf threads.

 

[ZaYYaF]

A bit brutal, but funny overall.

 

[Laughing_soldier]

President Zardari is also planning to setup a drone factory on the moon on a large area that he illegally occupied by evicting poverty-stricken Uzbek and Chechnyan Muslim liberation fighters who wanted to liberate the moon from the tyranny of the descendants of Jewish astronaut, Neil Armstrong, who by the way, had converted to Islam after he had heard the azaan on the moon. But he turned out to be a bad Muslim, unlike Michael Jackson who turned out to be a good one, before he died in a drone attack.

Drones are unmanned aircrafts. They are called unmanned because they are actually manned by women. So one can say drones are women-manned aircrafts. This is done to insult the conservative sensibilities of our brothers in the tribal areas of the Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa province where there are no women – only men and goats.

 

[Awesome]

Typical Pakistani elitist humor, belittle a very real tragedy and make it sound like all the outcry is simply "aiwai".

I like NFP, but his stance on this issue leaves me underwhelmed.

 

[Safriz]

Unfortunately cant get rid of drones . Drones translated in urdu slang is 'phoond' too many pnoonds in pakistan.

 

[Developereo]

Typical Pakistani elitist humor, belittle a very real tragedy and make it sound like all the outcry is simply "aiwai".

When Americans decry the deaths of innocent civilians on 9/11 by foreigners, the outrage is justified.
When Indians decry the deaths of innocent civilians on 26/11 by foreigners, the outrage is justified.
When Pakistanis decry the deaths of innocent civilians by foreigners, they are a bunch of Jew-hating camels.

I like NFP, but his stance on this issue leaves me underwhelmed.

NFP is a predictable, tiresome bigot. Every single article is about the evil Mooooslims.