Do you laugh at Pathan jokes?

[Abu Zolfiqar]

 

[Spring Onion]

This thread must be closed. If not then we should open joke threads about Hindu jokes, Muslim jokes, Sikh jokes, Jewish jokes, Punjabi jokes, Sindhi Jokes, etc. How about jokes about women and handicapped people ? That will get some good laughs too. Let the insults fly !! Do you get my drift ?

lets start sending ones with Hindu, Skikh, Muslim, Punjabi, characters

 

[Sudesh Lahri]

mmmmmm were they wearing orange

I dont remember that. but one thing that I recall is that one of them went behind the other. I didnt know why?

 

[WAQAS119]

Few Pathan Jokes::: I am myself a Pathan so don't label me racist


1.
Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.


Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.

Pathan:

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Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.

2.
Pathan KESC Walo ko Phone Kar K Bola.
Khocha Jaldi se Light Band Kar Do!

KESC Wala: Kyun Sir?

Pathan: ABHI ABHI Humara Dil Mai Naya Gaali Aaya Hai.
WO DENI HAI.

3.
Extreme Height of Positivity:

Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.

4.
Sardar:

Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?

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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do.

 

[mjnaushad]

Few Pathan Jokes::: I am myself a Pathan so don't label me racist

You backstabber, Traitor

 

[IBRIS]

1. Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."


2. Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.

The report said, "DELIVERED".

 

[RescueRanger]

Few Pathan Jokes::: I am myself a Pathan so don't label me racist

^ * Rally's Lynch Mob* Kill Him

 

[kugga]

Few Pathan Jokes::: I am myself a Pathan so don't label me racist


1.
Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.


Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.

Pathan:

.
.
.
.

Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.

2.
Pathan KESC Walo ko Phone Kar K Bola.
Khocha Jaldi se Light Band Kar Do!

KESC Wala: Kyun Sir?

Pathan: ABHI ABHI Humara Dil Mai Naya Gaali Aaya Hai.
WO DENI HAI.

3.
Extreme Height of Positivity:

Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.

4.
Sardar:

Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?

,
,
,
,

Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do.

that one is really funny ...

 

[WAQAS119]

You backstabber, Traitor

^ * Rally's Lynch Mob* Kill Him

I am in trouble..

 

[k_n]

Answer to the title : NO

 

[IBRIS]

Sardar jokes
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.



Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.



A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"



Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....



A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR



Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..



A Teacher lecturing on population:
"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "



A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.



Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"



Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.



Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!



Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".



Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke....... "
Sardar :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!"



A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her....
Girl said- "What R U doing...?"
Sardar replied- " B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar"



Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"



A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"



A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"



Q) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!



Q) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... .



Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice..
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

 

[RescueRanger]

Santa Sing... I remember those jokes from university!

 

[RobbieS]

@IBRIS- I thought you are a Sikh.

 

[IBRIS]

@IBRIS- I thought you are a Sikh.

1001%, Brother.

 

[Super Falcon]

it not a pathan jokes only people laugh at there is sardar jokes are as popluar as pathan jokes