Dirty Old Man

[GURU DUTT]

Bi God Kaanta Lagaa

 

[IndianArmy]

Wow. He certainly is a morale booster for those poor souls who think they have reached there date of expiry. I say we build a statue for this man. Any takers?

 

[Windjammer]

Wow. He certainly is a morale booster for those poor souls who think they have reached there date of expiry. I say we build a statue for this man. Any takers?

Yea, with a plaque saying...."Who rained on my parade".!!

 

[Crypto]

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup,
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted.

"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant,
and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry,
and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods,
and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,
and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."
replied the doctor.

 

[GURU DUTT]

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup,
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted.

"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant,
and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry,
and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods,
and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,
and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."
replied the doctor.

Thats a good one ....Keep the good work on , Thanks .

 

[Capt.Popeye]

Wow. He certainly is a morale booster for those poor souls who think they have reached there date of expiry. I say we build a statue for this man. Any takers?

Idea durust hai.
Statue commemorating which part of the man?

 

[IndianArmy]

Idea durust hai.
Statue commemorating which part of the man?

Well a statue without the Missile and two war heads.

 

[LaBong]

How old was nd tiwary when he did threesome!

 

[GURU DUTT]

How old was nd tiwary when he did threesome!

Why ?????????? you must be HANDsome

 

[nForce]

Well a statue without the Missile and two war heads.

freakin!!!

 

[W.11]

Faltu mein jammer bhai...? koi aur kaam nahee hai kya aapko jo subh-subh mood garam kar rahe ho ????????Budhha -Budhhee Raaji to kyon ho tum naraj Quazee(Jammer bhaiyaa)

its naraj Quajee

 

[T90TankGuy]

looks like his favorite recreation is procreation.

 

[Raja.Pakistani]

kia baaat ha dada jii

lagey rahoo munna bhi

soon india is going to become first largest populated country

 

[Doctor09]

iis bhudhay ki waja say mujhey apni medical ki education par shak hunay laga hai ..... budha pata nai kiya kuch khata hai
humain tu Viagra k side effect parha parha kar dara rakha hai r idhar yeah budha chand charha raha hai