Dear Drunks,,,,you won't have to lie anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Imran Khan]

the best one

 

[Hyde]

 

[Huda]

Jaise waise aapko sharab peenay ki ijazat mil jaani hai

aap agar chup ker bazaar se sharab lenay bhi chali jao gi to woh aapko Sprite main Soda mila kar pila dain ge aap ko bazaar se sharam milni hi nahi to piyo gi kaise

alcohol milna aj kal pakisatn may
its not a big deal

 

[sulemani keeda]

alcohol milna aj kal pakisatn may
its not a big deal

Peevay Peevay Pakistan !!!

 

[Hyde]

alcohol milna aj kal pakisatn may
its not a big deal

milti to hai lakin aapko kisi ne nahi deni

try kar lo bazaar se jaa kar

 

[Imran Khan]

Jaise waise aapko sharab peenay ki ijazat mil jaani hai

aap agar chup ker bazaar se sharab lenay bhi chali jao gi to woh aapko Sprite main Soda mila kar pila dain ge aap ko bazaar se sharam milni hi nahi to piyo gi kaise

sprite will kill humen same day as i know

 

[Choppers]

Now for all the menfolk who come home feeling "happy"...you can safely say to your wife.. "Maine Kuch Nahi Piya"
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Host: Kya loge?
Guest:Kuchh Nai!
Host: With Soda or On The Rocks


Source:http://www.kuchhnai.com/

 

[Awesome]

Pila de mujhe woh mayy parda soz
Ke aati nahi fasl-e-gul roz roz
Woh mayy jisse hai roshan zameer-e-hayaat
woh mayy jisse hai masti-e-kainaat
woh mayy jissay hai soz-o-saaz azal
woh mayy jissay hai khulta raz azal
Utha saqia parda iss raaz se
Lara de mamool-e-ko shahbaz se

Zamanay ke andaz badlay gaye
Naya raag hai saaz badlay gaye
-- Allama Iqbal

پلا دے مجھے وہ مےء پردہ سوز
کہ آتي نہيں فصل گل روز روز
وہ مے جس سے روشن ضمير حيات
وہ مے جس سے ہے مستي کائنات
وہ مے جس ميں ہے سوزوساز ازل
وہ مے جس سے کھلتا ہے راز ازل
اٹھا ساقيا پردہ اس راز سے
لڑا دے ممولے کو شہباز سے

زمانے کے انداز بدلے گئے
نيا راگ ہے ، ساز بدلے گئے
علامہ اقبال--​

So bring me the cup that tears all veils --
The wine that brightens life --
The wine that intoxicates the world --
The wine in which flows
The music of everlasting life,
The wine that reveals eternity's secret.
Unveil the secrets, O Saqi.

Look! The world has changed apace!
New are the songs, and new is the music;
-- Allama Iqbal

 

[Imran Khan]

i would like to try it is this avalable in nepal and other countres?

 

[SpArK]

i would like to try it is this avalable in nepal and other countres?

Just canada and UK

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

suppose you're drinking and suddenly your dad (wife) catches you....
Dad (wife): What are you drinking!
You say: Kuch nai Dad(Begum)

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is that for real?


so instead of admitting that you are drunk, you also say I feel kuch nahi

 

[Choppers]

i would like to try it is this avalable in nepal and other countres?

Go to this site:
Kuchh Nai Deluxe Scotch Whisky

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

alcohol milna aj kal pakisatn may
its not a big deal

it flows like water in this country, you just need to know the sources. You'd be amazed how anything and everything is available here. I heard that some knuckle heads in Pakistan are even finding ecstasy and coke and **** like that.

if you have money in Pakistan, you can do and get anything.

 

[Imran Khan]

Go to this site:
Kuchh Nai Deluxe Scotch Whisky

damn its only in west

should be its like pepsi every were i think they don't wanna increase sale

 

[Hyde]

it flows like water in this country, you just need to know the sources. You'd be amazed how anything and everything is available here. I heard that some knuckle heads in Pakistan are even finding ecstasy and coke and **** like that.

if you have money in Pakistan, you can do and get anything.

my cousin married 2-3 years ago and i can't explain what really happened in his marriage

I still cannot forgive my cousins for breaking all the rules of our beautiful country and bringing police on my uncle's (chacha jee) door

I wasn't there but i heard Alcohol was being drunken in more quantity than comparing to coke, pepsi or sprite.

Anything is possible in Pakistan, throw the money and you get what you want

and this was just a trailer, don't ask me more