Crazy things you believed as a kid

[JonAsad]

I thought that mecca and medina where in pakistan and that pakistan was the only muslim nation on earth........i thought saudi arabia was a province in pakistan.

Lol, that was not crazy, that was stupidity

 

[friendly_troll96]

i am talking of when i was 8-9 years old,
us umer mein gf palnay k liye woh jeans hi nai hotay, samjhay kuch

lol I’m a lil confused. Genes ya Jeans? Dono ka gf palnay mn kaafi role hota hy na?

 

[JonAsad]

lol I’m a lil confused. Genes ya Jeans? Dono ka gf palnay mn kaafi role hota hy na?

Lol.. my bad.. Genes
yaar aunty type thi koi, i still remeber some glimpes of her.

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

As a kid i believed,

the stunts and deaths in movies were real.
Gods existed
Santa claus existed
The world consisted of India,China,Pakistan,USA,UK
heaven and hell existed
For each leaf i plucked,Lord Yama would whip me in hell.
People can fly by farting
Fat people fart more,because their stomachs are filled with it.
Smoking cigarettes makes you look cool.
If you drink alcohol,you"ll get diseases.
If you wear jeans pant and shoes and coat,people will think consider you a hero.
When Christians or Muslims die,after burial they turn into flowers.
When Hindus die after last rites,they turn into smoke and thats how their soul reaches heaven.

Ah,those days of innocence makes me feel so nostalgic.

 

[friendly_troll96]

Lol.. my bad.. Genes
yaar aunty type thi koi, i still remeber some glimpes of her.

lmao MILF? to kya sachi ki thi?

 

[AZADPAKISTAN2009]

When I was a kid , someon conned me into beliving that his Abba GOT A real Jumaro robot and it was exactly as the show

And it was for sale - once I showed up to buy that the kid ran off like a little lieing prick ... idiot wanted to be cool infront of all friends

I knew the little b...red was lieing so it was great to see him cry and admit he is sorry he was lieing never forgave him for it ...

 

[Hyde]

There is a women working in kitchen - when i used to see the moon
Sometimes i thought there is a whole family inside the moon

Talked with other peoples and they too used to think like myself

 

[Luftwaffe]

I believed werewolves would come out in full moon. Whenever it was full moon I would look outside (the window) late night if I can see one roaming around.

 

[graphican]

I used to believe testicles are "spare eye-balls" and doctors could put them in eyes if you loose one by accident. So I used to feel safe and care-free about my eyes until I discovered what was their real use and then I started to believe, eye-balls are rather spare testicles... !

 

[Patriot]

I used to believe testicles are "spare eye-balls" and doctors could put them in eyes if you loose one by accident. So I used to feel safe and care-free about my eyes until I discovered what was their real use and then I starting to believe, eye-balls are rather spare testicles... !

rolf this is the funniest.

 

[into the wild]

there is a mountain near north nazimabad and its flooded with residents, my mother used to point me at night to a certain direction, said to me, can u see that bright light, the witch resides there!!!, n i was scared as hell lol

 

[CONNAN]

when i was a kid i used to believe if a boy kiss a girl she will be pregnant

 

[BelligerentPacifist]

I used to believe testicles are "spare eye-balls" and doctors could put them in eyes if you loose one by accident. So I used to feel safe and care-free about my eyes until I discovered what was their real use and then I started to believe, eye-balls are rather spare testicles... !

Sanskrit-speakers believed testicles were mice!

 

[Time Assassin]

I used to believe in World Peace as a kid, what a idiot i was.

 

[Huda]

when i was kid i thought that all relations are pure