Crazy things you believed as a kid

[AZADPAKISTAN2009]

#1 Qaid -e -azam was god lol ...yep then I was explaind no ... that is not true

#2 Second thing was moon, and its face....hmm it just sits there in sky stupidly
and morning goes away so moon and sun were like brothers may be, I was shocked one time to see moon still visible close to sunset when sun was also in sky it was nice see them both in skies same time.

#3 Are these stars in sky changing color when I am looking at them I swear it looks like
the star changed color / Wait a sec that cloud looks like it changed shape as well.
Let me stare at it for 3-4 min with out blinking ...yep I am right that cloud changed
shape

#4 The picture of crying girl in the storage room of our old hawaili like building
is haunted , the small office room (in the middle of ) Ground floor and second floor
is also haunted damn it ... I need to get to the second floor ... how will I reach
second flood , light switch is on second floor damn it ....RUN.....RUN
RUN...phew made it NOOOOOOOOOOOOO the door on second flood has been
locked open the door I wana get it

Ironically that small room used to be used by our Teacher who used to come
teach me math, english , drawing when I was a kid so in day time that room was
cool

#5 8 pm ... hmm universal moment when every one sits down and eats night dinner
fresh tandoori rootis , hmm and then every one watches news after the 8pm
drama, Later I discovered its healthy to eat dinner at 6 pm

#6 If I touched Mamoo's binoculors on roof top I will get beat what does he look
with these binoculors every day on roof , hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
eventually yep they got married oh I get it ....he was probbly observing the
mountain peeks behind his wife's old home ... silly me

 

[notsuperstitious]

I believed humans have a natural desire to coexist peacefully!

What can be crazier than that?

 

[toxic_pus]

^^ Craziest and, to some, scariest thought ever.

 

[SQ8]

As a small kid..
I believed that stool was stored in the buttocks.
I believed that the rear dashboard was a place for sleeping

I believed that the journey made by Bibi Amina and the prophet when he was child from mecca to madinah was made in a Suzuki van.

As a primary student.

I believed that we won 65.
I believed that Ayub Khan was a great leader..along with Zia ul Haq.
I believed Liaqat Ali Khan to be to M.A Jinnah what Hazrat Abu Bakr was to the Prophet.
I Believed that 71 was all instigated by India..
I believed that Having a nuke is the best thing that can happen to a nation.
I believed that Indians were all ******, stinky, prejudiced lowly Kafirs and they all deserved to be killed.
I believed that all in all Pakistani's were all Muslims who would be saved by Allah in any attack by an aggressor
I believed that the PAF took out the IAF without a single loss in air combat( yeah I all about SAMS, BAI, CAS and BVR fighting when I was 7).
I believed that all Muslims countries loved each other like brothers.

As a secondary student

I believed that there were a few sour apples in the start but Pakistan has had a few greats in between, I Trusted and supported Musharraf..
I believed that Kargil was a victory...
I believed that the IAF was still inferior to us.
I believed that we as Pakistani's were still superior to Indians.
..
I believed a whole load of crap..

 

[sparklingway]

I believed that stool was stored in the buttocks.

I believed that we won 65.
I believed that Ayub Khan was a great leader..along with Zia ul Haq.
I Believed that 71 was all instigated by India..

Everyone is taught the same thing.

 

[Durrak]

my mother told me a story abt fairy

 

[into the wild]

I believed that the journey made by Bibi Amina and the prophet when he was child from mecca to madinah was made in a Suzuki van.

ohh my god, that really stinks man, big deal..

 

[into the wild]

#1 Qaid -e -azam was god lol ...yep then I was explaind no ... that is not true

that stinks too man!!!

 

[into the wild]

#4 The picture of crying girl in the storage room of our old hawaili like building
is haunted , the small office room (in the middle of ) Ground floor and second floor
is also haunted damn it ... I need to get to the second floor ... how will I reach

there was a bunglow just near our house, it was really big, made like a palace, and coloured in red, this whole house was empty, and window glasses broken. in childhood the children of my neighbourhood always believed that ghosts lived in that house, it was haunted, and we were so afraid to go there

there was also an empty plot near the marriage halls we have in sakhi hassan, nazimabad karachi, and there lived an old lady and she always ate paan and her mouth was always red and had a long stink in her hand taller then she was!!, in the abandoned big hall like building, and the building really looked haunted. we thought she was a witch and would cast her spell if we go near her!!, we were too frightened.. lol

 

[Durrak]

there was a tree in front of my house we believed that there was a ghost on the tree

 

[peacekeeper]

I believed that when i would get older. I would become more happy.

These is the craziest thing i believed

 

[marcos98]

i thought gandhi drove out british with only his stick .......

 

[into the wild]

i thought gandhi drove out british with only his stick .......

when british drove out, their smoke left was named gandhi lolzz

 

[mehru]

I believed in the existence of good fairies and that they help every person in trouble.

 

[Shattered]

When i was a kid i used to beleive that there was an almighty supernatural force called GOD.

thats all.