Couples seen together on Valentines day will be forcefully married : Hindu Mahasabha

[Iggy]

Good news guys..Go near the girl who rejected you and these guys will help you marry her...


BTW where should we apply marriage certificate after this?

 

[SarthakGanguly]

If they see a guy walking around alone, would they pronounce him divorced? Please check and let me know. I still have some time to book a flight

You have to wear shorts. Not otherwise.

 

[utraash]

Good news guys..Go near the girl who rejected you and these guys will help you marry her...


BTW where should we apply marriage certificate after this?

I was about to say the same ....

 

[PlanetWarrior]

You have to wear shorts. Not otherwise.

Will a dhoti do ?

 

[SarthakGanguly]

I know this mantar already strange ... i watch too much Bollywood i guess..

God Damn it. I did not know all of it properly myself.

 

[PlanetWarrior]

Good news guys..Go near the girl who rejected you and these guys will help you marry her...


BTW where should we apply marriage certificate after this?

Is that how you got married ?

 

[halupridol]

I have seen representatives of hindu mahasabha on arnabs show,,,, paan chewing gawar ab gundagiri hi kar sakte hai.

 

[SarthakGanguly]

Will a dhoti do ?

Ummm.... A Gandhi dhoti may work. Not a divorce though. But still okayish.

married a couple of times over to different ladies on Valentines day then

Super idea. Let me dig out the list of the girls who ditched me.

 

[Iggy]

Is that how you got married ?

I wish.. If that was the reason I had a valid excuse...

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

@levina @ranjeet

Is it really happening?

Tell me the place. . . I'll be there . . . Hehe !!

Kisko zarurat hai muhurat or pandit ki ab

 

[Armstrong]

You have to wear shorts. Not otherwise.

Indians who wear shorts look funny; with their scrawny legs coming out like a pair of chopsticks !

Pakistanis look the same !

Unless they go to the gym !

 

[SarthakGanguly]

Indians who wear shorts look funny; with their scrawny legs coming out like a pair of chopsticks

Google 'Gadkari shorts'.
Get your health insurance done first.

 

[srshkmr]

Ummm.... A Gandhi dhoti may work. Not a divorce though. But still okayish.


Super idea. Let me dig out the list of the girls who ditched me.

The Ditched ones and not the ones whom you have crush on ?

 

[xyxmt]

They are even leaving TTP behind, only thing left now is to bomb girls school

 

[srshkmr]

Coming to think of this Idea Deeply instead of stoning them to death . I think this is a Way more matured stuff

They are even leaving TTP behind, only thing left now is to bomb girls school