China disowns chowmein, slams India

[Pride]

We Indians are not only fan of Indian style Chinese but Pakistanis are also ardent fan of it. Here, in Toronto, Indian style Chinese restaurant (god knows how they invented) are full of Pakistanis as well.

Back to the topic, I read somewhere that Azinomoto Powder (Sodium Glutomate) actually impacts fertility in negative way so this lunatic is factually wrong.

 

[INDIC]

Actually indians are the largest consumer of noodles after china...its the best selling fastfood in india and not to forget everyones favourite 'Maggi Noodles'

My favorite is Top Ramen Curry.

 

[Mech]

To the stupid and uninitiated: This is a spoof article.

 

[Rhino]

Some are taking it seriously its a spoof

 

[Backbencher]

I love Chikan chowmein .

 

[OrionHunter]

HAHAHA!!! I bet this is some fake news thingy.

Obviously! It's a parody.

Good one! Deserves a laugh!

 

[Major Shaitan Singh]

Woman commits suicide over poorly cooked chowmein

Depressed by her husband's scolding over poorly cooked chowmein, a 24-year-old woman committed suicide by hanging from the ceiling fan at her residence at Bhatto Ki Gali area in the city.

The incident took place on Saturday night when Souman Bishwas (29) who is into polishing rough gemstones asked his wife Tuma Bishwas (24) to cook some chowmein for the dinner, police said. "The dish according to the husband was overcooked. Later, the husband reprimanded her for serving him a poorly cooked dish and went out of home to have something from the food stall," a senior officer at the Manak Chowk police station said on Sunday. Souman also took along their six-year-old daughter Tarmista to the food stall. When the duo returned at 10.30 pm they were shocked to find the house locked from inside.

"When it did not open for almost half-an-hour Souman broke the door lock and was stunned to see his wife hanging from a ceiling fan," said a police officer. Soon after, a team of senior police officers and FSL experts reached the spot and rushed the woman to the SMS hospital where she was declared brought dead.

Police said prima facie it is a suicide case which resulted from a fit of anger. "No suicide note was recovered from the spot. People living in the neighborhood also said Souman and his wife were a happily married couple and not into any kind of family feud," a senior officer said.

 

[NASE]

SOOOOO FUNNY

 

[Hindustani]

And all the Haryanvis should line up for DNA test

I think all pakistanis should first. Too many RAW agents there

 

[genmirajborgza786]

"

Meanwhile, activist Anna Hazare, who is well versed with the concept of "fast food", condemned the Khap statement and said these ruffians should be tied to poles and flogged. "This technique has cured many alcoholics," he said. He later threatened to go on a "fast food fast" if the government doesn't take action fast. "I follow a fast come, fast served policy," he added.

A hungry customer wailed, "Finding chowmein is like searching for a noodle in a haystack".

However, MNS leader Raj Thackeray blamed the entire conspiracy on people from Bihar and UP. "Chowmein is a Bihari dish eaten with litti and must be banned," he fumed.

i like these three quotes

 

[illusion8]