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in english please
Sorry man. My apologies please.
"Aag aapke side par hai Kashmir lene ki.
Hamara side thand bana raha hai, aapke yeh Kashmir lene waale assault ka.
Tab tak yakeen maniye, Kashmir posting kafi boring ho gayi hai. Subah utho, datun karo, hago, chai, PT, nashta. Fir ek do fidayeen tapkao. Fir lunch. Fir 2-3 baje tak koi boring sa strategic lecture suno. Fir mess jao. Thoda golf. Fir sham ko mrs ke saath tahalne nikalo. Agar mrs na ho, fir bhi koi gum nahin. Fir dinner. Fir thoda raat ko firing, thoda gaali galoch, fir so jao
Chain ki zindagi hai."
Translation (with sub-textual context):
The fire is on your side to take Kashmir.
Our side is chilling, waiting for your long awaited much tom-tomed retake-Kashmir assault.
Till then please believe me, a valley posting has become quite uneventful and boring. Morning wake up, brush teeth, crap, PT, breakfast. Then kill 1-2 fidayeen terrorist pigs. Then lunch. Then till around 2-3 in the afternoon listen to some boring strategic or battle ops lecture. Then hit the mess. Maybe a few holes of golf. Then evening take a quiet romantic stroll with the mrs in the abundant beauty of nature. If mrs not present (either not present on station or not there in life only) no problem either ways. Then dinner. Then some recreational firing and hurling of choice questionable maternal and paternal lineage abuses at the other side, then sleep.
Its a peaceful life.