Banniya Jokes

[RazPaK]

Gourav baniya : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he...Yakeen jaaaniye...!
Police: Kaun He Wo?
Gourav Baniya: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge!.. Yakeen jaaniye...!!

Burn @Roybot.

 

[Ghareeb_Da_Baal]

anyone remembers that punjabi joke where a indian goes to Lahore and visits Minar i Pakistan with his sister?
LOL. Obvioulsy not going to share that one but I jut remembered that one !

 

[RazPaK]

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain.
10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain.
Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

 

[livingdead]

@Jungibaaz .. I remember one of the mods deleted pathan jokes in stupid and funny... if policy regarding racial jokes have changed I might be tempted to post a few..

 

[Durrak]

 

[Sugarcane]

Teacher to Santa: Mere paas do rootian thi wo tum nay kha lien baki kia bacha
Santa : Saalan tay achaar
Angry Teacher: Wo kyo nahi khaya
Santa : Tussi sulla e nai maari

 

[takeiteasy]

Baniya bole toh Gujarati ya Marwari?

 

[p(-)0ENiX]

I found these jokes online. Enjoy!

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Baniya 14th floor se neechay gira
Girtay waqt usnay
apne ghar ki khirkey me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!

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Titanic Ke Saath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda

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Train mein aik mosquito Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Won us ko pakar ke kha gaya.
Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us nay pakar kay Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

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Bania's Son: Papaji, bahar bohot hot hai. Kutch log swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahay Jain..
Kanjus funny Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Aik lota paani day day.

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These jokes are not meant to offend anyone.

 

[RazPaK]

Baniya bole toh Gujarati ya Marwari?

Anything goes.

Apparently Roybot is getting ********, so you can make other jokes too.

 

[Ghareeb_Da_Baal]

what did one ______ say to another ______?
what?
Lets meet at the corner!

 

[scrumpy]

All Indians are Baniyas is a common misconception I've seen with Pakistanis.

Baniyas are a small community of people who are into trade. You will mostly see them run small corner shops and it is usually a family business where the extended family all help in running the shop. They are famed for their business acumen. I guess their successes in running their businesses breeds jealousy and is the basis for people making these jokes.

Joking about a community in this manner is very offensive and unfortunately widely practised in India too.

 

[Raja.Pakistani]

@Jungibaaz .. I remember one of the mods deleted pathan jokes in stupid and funny... if policy regarding racial jokes have changed I might be tempted to post a few..

Baniya is not race or ethnic

 

[Ghareeb_Da_Baal]

Joking about a community in this manner is very offensive and unfortunately widely practised in India too.

So indians should not complain then.

 

[Roybot]

Gourav baniya : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he...Yakeen jaaaniye...!
Police: Kaun He Wo?
Gourav Baniya: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge!.. Yakeen jaaniye...!!

Oh how witty.

 

[RazPaK]

Q. What did the banniya say when it answered the phone ?


A. "Aaloo?"