Banniya Jokes

[RazPaK]

Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ???

Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay

Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .

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[A.Rafay]

Baniya looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai"

 

[Raja.Pakistani]

what about memon? I thinks same jokes can apply to them as well

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kitne ka hai?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de


Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana

 

[PWFI]

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Oh my God RakPak

 

[A.Rafay]

Baniya: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?


Baniya: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

 

[Raja.Pakistani]

No offence to any memon or baniya


Ak MEMON ko Jin charh gaya ,
3 din baad Jin khud ek Aalim k paas gaya aur bola,
Aalim sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhoka hi mar jaon ga

 

[Ghareeb_Da_Baal]

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LOL, we need to get you hitched!

 

[RazPaK]

Boy: Banniyaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.

Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!

 

[farhan_9909]

My indian friends should only consider this as a joke

My friend to me after watching gang of wasseypur

"Yaara bat to hay.Musalmano ne to hindus ki abhi bhi india mai band baja kr rakhi hay considering gang of wasseypur.lekin agar hum hote to baniyas ko ab tak apne hi mulk se nikal dia hota"

 

[A.Rafay]

The most funny are the Choudhary jokes

Ak Dafe Chaudhary somosy k andar wala aaloo kha raha tha
Kise na pocha yah keya kar raha ho
.
.
Tu Os na kha muje Doctor na bahr wala khana khany sa mana
keya es leya andar sa kha raha hun!!
@RazPaK

 

[RazPaK]

The most funny are the Choudhary jokes

Ak Dafe Chaudhary somosy k andar wala aaloo kha raha tha
Kise na pocha yah keya kar raha ho
.
.
Tu Os na kha muje Doctor na bahr wala khana khany sa mana
keya es leya andar sa kha raha hun!!
@RazPaK

LOL.

 

[Roybot]

Have you ever been so made that you have started a "baniya joke" thread.

 

[Sugarcane]

non-veg jokes chalaain gaay?

 

[jaunty]

My indian friends should only consider this as a joke

My friend to me after watching gang of wasseypur

"Yaara bat to hay.Musalmano ne to hindus ki abhi bhi india mai band baja kr rakhi hay considering gang of wasseypur.lekin agar hum hote to baniyas ko ab tak apne hi mulk se nikal dia hota"

Many Indians might actually agree to that. That's why so many of us are happy with the partition although we don't necessarily agree to the idea behind it. For a non muslim, when we see what's going on around the world Islam comes across as a violent cult. No doubt about that.

 

[A.Rafay]

Have you ever been so made that you have started a "baniya joke" thread.

Gourav baniya : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he...Yakeen jaaaniye...!
Police: Kaun He Wo?
Gourav Baniya: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge!.. Yakeen jaaniye...!!