Awesomely Impractical Japanese Inventions

[SouthDesi]

1. For incognito sleeping on the subway:

tofugu.com
2. For keeping your hair out of your food while doing an impression of a pink lion:

thenonconsumeradvocate.com
3. For all those surprise rain storms that happen in the office:

tofugu.com
4. For keeping your shoes dry in the rain without compromising style:

tofugu.com
5. For a buttering your bread or moisturizing your lips with a tasty balm:

tofugu.com
6. For DIY panoramas or taking inconspicuous creep shots of people behind you.

tofugu.com
7. For inserting eyedrops or showing off a cool new way to funnel beers.

tofugu.com
8. To make use of that baby you have lying around your home:

thenonconsumeradvocate.com
9. For everyone who wears pants without pockets:

tofugu.com
10. Because tool sheds are sooo overrated.

tofugu.com

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[SouthDesi]

11. For soup that’s too hot or chopsticks that are just too darn light.

petterbergundhaugen.com


12. For the absolute quickest way to ctrl + alt + delete (or shift + X + 3, or caps lock + S + 6, etc.):

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13. For allergy season or anytime you eat Chipotle:

pingmag.jp

14. For collecting rainwater or making walking in the rain a much heavier ordeal than it needs to be:

superradnow.wordpress.com


15. For squishing bugs at a distance and then trampling their guts throughout your home as a warning to other bugs:

superradnow.wordpress.com

16. For cleaning up the bug guts after you’ve made your point clear to his friends:

superradnow.wordpress.com


17. For when you forgot your lighter but remembered your magnifying glass and stand:

superradnow.wordpress.com

 

[armchairPrivate]

My Christmas present from my drinking buddy. Cheap bastard!!

 

[MM_Haider]

WTH.... its awesome...

 

[Sugarcane]

Number 8 is quite useful

 

[Guynextdoor2]

Number 8 is quite useful

My thoughts exactly, let the babby loose and the floor is clean

 

[oFFbEAT]

LMAO..............no.1 is quite useful actually.....

 

[Armstrong]

Number 8 is quite useful

Busss Bhabi ko pataa chalneiiin deiiin !

Phir aaap kii shaaamat haiii !

 

[Sugarcane]

Busss Bhabi ko pataa chalneiiin deiiin !

Phir aaap kii shaaamat haiii !

Butt. sb. i am thinking about my bhabi's comfort, as this invention is very late for my use.

 

[Armstrong]

Butt. sb. i am thinking about my bhabi's comfort, as this invention is very late for my use.

Kaun siii Bhabi ?

 

[Sugarcane]

Kaun siii Bhabi ?

Abe tu ne kya sheikh rashid ke naqsh-e-kadam par chalna hai kya?

 

[Armstrong]

Abe tu ne kya sheikh rashid ke naqsh-e-kadam par chalna hai kya?

Lo you were talking about me !

Jaiiib mein dhelaa nahin aur Bhabi kahan darakht seii tooor kar laooon !

Besides why in god's name would I ever want to get married ?

To sign away the remainder of my life to working like a donkey to pay the every piling bills as my own ambitions in life get put on hold because now I have a wife & kid, doesn't sound like my kind of life !

Hum Azad haiiin...azad hii rehneiii dooo !

 

[faithfulguy]

LMAO..............no.1 is quite useful actually.....

#1 can be adapter to Indian train riders on the body so when they hold on to the side of the train, they can let go of their hands and would not fall off.

 

[Armstrong]

Kiyaa hovaaa @LoveIcon (Lovey Bhai) aaap ke dil kii baaat kardiii ?

 

[Sugarcane]

Kiyaa hovaaa @LoveIcon (Lovey Bhai) aaap ke dil kii baaat kardiii ?

Na bhai, i am happy with my decision. But you should think about endangered butt. specie as they are more busy in eating than survival.