Ask anything to Rahul gandhi

[Soumitra]

Q Are you Gay?
Ans My response is that, we did more for opening up the system than any Govt before us.

 

[fsayed]

Strengthening the party at the grass-root level by encouraging intense interaction with ordinary workers would be the main objective of the Congress after the general elections.

The party would listen to the workers “more attentively” and decide the future course of action across the country, said Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi

 

[fsayed]

Man I seriously appreciate your hard work. It is extremely(emphasis added) difficult to project him as a capable person, and in spite of the fact that he has proved himself an A class idiot, you still keep trying. That's called perseverance against all odds.
'Work without expecting rewards' - hats off
Sometimes I feel sorry for this guy(Rahul), well actually it's more like pity.

1. 
   
   
   Surprisingly BJP started claiming slogan of one of ad with slogan "Mai Nahi, Hum" and said it used it in 2011. Here is the poster of Nov'2010 by a Congress councilor organising a Musayara in Indore celebrating his victory.
   
   Needless to say who copied whom
   
   Jai Ho ...
   
   
   

 

[SarthakGanguly]

1. LAME - Empty words, impractical and retarded || 2. Practical and simple common sense

Please, don't try so hard, do you want me to ROFL in office?

 

[scorpionx]

This thread is funny, bechara owl

 

[Chronos]

I asked : Why are you such an idiot?

Rahul's answer: Well, what if I ask you the same question?


You win this round Rahul. You win this round

 

[bornmoron]

pappu fail hogaya,, buri tarah se,,

 

[Chola warrior]

1. 
   
   
   Surprisingly BJP started claiming slogan of one of ad with slogan "Mai Nahi, Hum" and said it used it in 2011. Here is the poster of Nov'2010 by a Congress councilor organising a Musayara in Indore celebrating his victory.
   
   Needless to say who copied whom
   
   Jai Ho ...
   
   

You couldn't perceive environmental and economical aspects behind Modi's words..typical Congress brain.

 

[third eye]

He is turning out to be George Bush Jr of India.

The only time he possibly knows what he is doing is when he taking a leak !

 

[JanjaWeed]

He is turning out to be George Bush Jr of India.

The only time he possibly knows what he is doing is when he taking a leak !

Even then he needs to double check!

A little old lady walks into Congress Office and asks to make a donation. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for BJP and AAP now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to donate, and the little old lady replies, “Three Crore Rupees.” The accounts person is startled, and says, “In what form?” and the little old lady says, “Cash. I’ve got it right here in this bag…”

The accounts person looks and, sure enough, the lady has a big grocery bag just chock full of Gandhi notes with big denominations. In light of this highly unusual event, the accounts person excuses herself to get the vice president of the Congress Party involved. He arrives, and escorts the little old lady to his office to handle it personally. Once in his office, he asks the little old lady where she got so much money. She says, “Gambling.”

“Gambling?”, he says. “What sort of gambling?”

“Oh, I make bets with people on all sorts of things, and I usually win. For example, I’ve got Rs. 100,000 right here that says that by noon tomorrow your balls will be square, and I’ll even give you 10:1 odds. You got Rs. 10,000 you’d be willing to wager on that?” The vice president is shocked at this sort of thing coming from a sweet little old lady, but he thought he didn’t get to be the vice president of the Congress Party without knowing a thing or two about money. “I suppose I could come up with enough to cover that wager, but I wouldn’t feel right taking it from you… there’s just no way you could win that bet!” The little old lady just shook the bag and said, “I know what I’m doing… and I can afford to lose! Is it a bet?”

“OK, have it your way”, said the vice president, and they shook hands on it.” See you at 11:55 tomorrow morning”, said the little old lady, and with that she left.

Next morning at 11:55 the little old lady arrives along with Sagarika Goose, and is escorted to the vice president’s office. The vice president is a nervous wreck, though a happy one. He’d gotten almost no sleep the night before, waking every few minutes to feel his balls to check for impending squareness, but nothing happened all night. He had checked hundreds of times that morning, but still nothing; perfectly normal. When the little old lady arrived he started to relax, knowing he had won. “Come in, please have a seat! Why is Sagarika with you?” said the vice president. “She’s my media witness. For a bet of this size I want to have a witness. Any objections?”

“No, perfectly understandable but this is strictly off the record”, said the vice president. “Well, it’s now noon, and I’m still unchanged, so I guess I win!” he said happily.

“Not so fast!” said the little old lady. “For a hundred grand I want to verify things personally! Please, drop your pants!”

The vice president is a bit flustered, but agrees that in her position he’d want proof as well, so he drops his pants. The little old lady goes over to him and reaches out to feel the organs in question. “OK, you win, here’s your Rs. 100,000,” says the little old lady, handing over a bag of bills. As she does so, Sagarika starts banging her head against the wall and moaning.

“What’s wrong with her?” asks the vice president.

“Oh, she’s just upset… sore loser if you ask me. You see, I had a bet for Rs. 1,000,000 with her that I would have Rahul Gandhi, the VP of Congress by the balls by noon today!”

 

[Roybot]

 

[Ayush]

we already know the answer.
women empowerment.

 

[fsayed]

ask anything to modi he will tell lie


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