Nope, you need to be a practicing Jew for a year or two and even then you could be denied if you are a threat to nation security, or a wanted criminal.Doesn't the law of return state that anyone who converts to Judaism can immediately apply for Israeli citizenship ?
I'm pretty sure it does.
Did you know that the most circumcised men are Muslim? Why, you ask? Because it is part of your religion and Ishmael was circumcised when he was 13, boddyboy.And you need to be circumcised and have a ritualistic bath.
Do all this and you gain the title of 'semite'.