AfterDalai Lama’s visit to Arunachal,China makes Masood Azhar as next BRICS bank president(Satire)

[Indika]

Satire,

After Dalai Lama’s visit to Arunachal, China nominates Masood Azhar as next BRICS bank president
08, Apr 2017 By dasu
Beijing: After Tibetan spiritual leader the Dalai Lama was allowed to visit to India’s northeastern state of Arunachal Pradesh, China terms the visit has caused ‘serious and irreparable damage’ to Indo-China relations.

China has warned it will take necessary measures to teach India a lesson for allowing Dalai Lama to visit certain places within India without taking their prior approval.

As part of its first countermeasure, China has nominated Pakistan born Masood Azhar who is on top of India’s most wanted list, as the next president for BRICS development bank, headquartered in Shanghai, China.

BRICS development bank (now known as New Development Bank) was started in July 2014 by five countries who represent BRICS (Brazil, Russia, China, India and South Africa) to work for the development for its constituent members. With the bank’s first ever president Mr. K.V. Kamath from India due for retirement later this year, on rotation basis the next President will be someone from China. Masood Azhar, who was born in Pakistan has been given honorary citizenship of China so that there are no issues for him in becoming head of BRICS development bank.

A close aide of Masood Azhar while speaking to us from an unknown location in Pakistan said, “It’s a great moment for us. After years of struggle, there is recognition for all the hard work Masood Bhai and his team has put up over the years.”

“Glad to know funds will not be a problem for us. After Pakistan economy, has completely collapsed, it has been a terrible time for us in raising funds for our activities. On top of it, India wanted to add our innocent Masood Bhai to UN list of designated terrorists so that there is travel ban on him and whatever little assets we have created is frozen. All these buggers like US, UK, France are supporting India. Agar China Nahin Hota to Humara Kya Hota,” said the close aide of Azhar.

When we asked, what is Masood Bhai’s plan after taking over, the close aide said, “No change. India will always remain our focus. Masood Bhai will keep a close tab on the ‘developments’ that happens in India.”

 

[StraightShooter]

India to send Dalai Lama to NSG plenary in June
31, Mar 2017 By gillbates


India has confirmed its bid to send Dalai Lama along with its representatives to argue for India’s membership in the Nuclear Suppliers Group in its next plenary to be held in the Bern in June.

This decision comes as a “muh-tod-jawab” to China blocking India’s membership in NSG as well as India’s attempts for Masood Azhar to be declared as a terrorist by the UN.

A high up official told FN on the condition of anonymity ‘This scheme was based on our data which shows China’s objections and aggressiveness to increase whenever we publicly support Dalai Lama. When China got irked on the news that he will be visiting the North-East, we decided that it should be used in the right way.

Recent events make it look like China wont back down from its aggressive stance, so we might as well give it a reason.’


http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/india/india-send-dalai-lama-nsg-plenary-june-39109

 

[Srinivas]

Even if this happens , I am not surprised !

 

[Arsalan mehmud]

So I would not be surprised when Modi will run behind him to touch Azhar Masood feet....
"Baap na bhaiyya sabse bada rupayya"

 

[The Eagle]

There are several real issues to deal and no need to create troll fest as not allowed.