Avisheik
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1- Talking incessantly about comic books and super heroes
How can anyone take flying men wearing capes and underwear on the outside seriously?
Why the heck would women care if we don't bother them about them watching ridiculous shows like Jersey Shore or Glee? If you can't accept the fact that your man is not conforming to today's expectations of what men must be like...effeminate, spray tanned, metrosexual loggerheads, you're probably fucked in the head.
2- Bragging
Get two men in the same room and theyll instantly launch into a comparison war about their bank balances, people they know, cars they own, and mobile phones they carry.
Guys live to get recognized as the alpha male. Much like women ***** and complain about each other behind their backs trying to be the dominant one.
3- Obsessing over their mother
No matter how evil and conniving she may be, somehow they will only see her as Mother Teresa reincarnated.
Yes, to some of us our mothers are a step above God. Deal with it.
4- Not tipping well
When we start dating them, they smile at waiters and are overly generous with tips. But as soon as they know were hooked, the penny pinching starts to surface.
Not really. I've been with my significant other for a while, and while we don't go out on expensive dates that often, I never forget to tip anywhere between 15-20% of the bill total, coming from the same industry.
5- Obsessing over well-endowed celebs
They can BS all they like about Scarlett Johanssons acting skills, but we know that the only reason their eyes are bulging throughout the film is due to her visible assets.
As if some idiots don't drool over sparkling vampires and spray tanned guidos with no comprehensive literary skills.
6 - The strange eating/drinking habits
Its beyond our understanding how easily men can digest one-week old pizza and down a litre of flat Coke first thing in the morning.
Once again, if you're born to be complaining and nitpicking about everything you want us to do, Prince Harry is still unmarried. Leave us alone.[/QUOTE]
Haha looks like somebody's wife/girlfriend ticked them off pretty bad