101 ways to torture your husband revealed

[Shambu]

101 ways to torture your husband revealed

A new book advising women on the 101 ways they can torture their husbands has been released by an award-winning New York radio broadcaster.

According to the Sun , the book, ‘101 Ways to Torture Your Husband’, by author Maria Garcia-Kalb, talks of the clever tactics women can employ to make their husbands beg for mercy, reports the Daily Telegraph . Some of the top tips include ‘repeatedly asking him if you are fat’ while in underwear and showing off the most unflattering parts of your body, or ‘faking it and telling him you did’ just to keep his ego in check.

The other advices she gave were, ‘sign him up for dance class’, ‘treat him to a massage with a male masseuse’, ‘send him on a hellish supermarket trip’, ‘volunteer him for the school field trip’, and ‘refer to yourself only in third person.’ She further writes that the one way you can really get at your husband is to ‘finally open up to his family’ by telling his mother you don’t like her cooking or showing his grandmother the naughty tattoo on your bottom.

If that is not enough, a women can always ruin her husband’s day by saying ‘we need to talk’ just before he leaves for work in the morning so he’s left wondering all day what he’ll face when he gets home. The book also says that wives who want to push their husbands to the edge can also bribe them with sex then fail to pay up, or they can kick it up a notch by wearing racy underwear in bed but sleeping all night long.

 

[PlanetWarrior]

Worst form of torture by wife to husband ... "my mother is coming to stay over for a week"

 

[ek_indian]

Change "is" with "will be"....and we should be fine with that.

As said....maut se bada maut ka dar!!

 

[su-47]

101 ways to torture your husband = 101 ways to get divorced

some men will just say, 'F**k it, I can't take this crap any more' and file for divorce. So women should use this with caution.

 

[LCA Tejas]

oh Man, Any book On how to overcome those tortures? Seriously Someone find a solution...

 

[Valiant_Soul]

Worst form of torture by wife to husband ... "my mother is coming to stay over for a week"

Why not simply utter the spine-chilling word - "shopping"?

 

[Skywalker]

Thanks to Almighty . my wife does not come on defence PK. I am safe.

 

[jha]

WHAT THE HELL...... i am planning to marry within one year....

101 WAYS to torture ME...?????

this writer is the biggest terrorist now...

 

[su-47]

Here are a few of my ideas as to what to say to her when she uses these techniques.

Some of the top tips include ‘repeatedly asking him if you are fat’ while in underwear and showing off the most unflattering parts of your body

'Fat is such an ugly word. You are just horizontally challenged' or 'Fat's good. More Cushion for the Pushin!' (and then slap her thigh)

‘faking it and telling him you did’ just to keep his ego in check.

'Hmmm...thats not what my secretary said. Wait here. I'll just go and get a second opinion from her.' or 'Well, I wasn't faking it. Coz i was thinking of someone else. Like i always do' (this is a mean one, but hell, she is being mean to you)

‘sign him up for dance class’,

'Thanks for signing me up! You should see my dance partner! She is a 34-24-34!' or (if she comes with you) 'Honey, you dance like a duck with concrete shoes!'

‘treat him to a massage with a male masseuse’

'Claude wasn't in. But his sister Claudia gives one helluva massage!'

‘send him on a hellish supermarket trip’

'Honey I am home! and here's all the stuff you wanted. By the way, I had to pawn your jewellery to fund all this'

‘volunteer him for the school field trip’,

'Honey, the boys these days are crazy. They wanted to know all about sex. So I gave them the low-down on our sex life. Well, one thing is clear. None of them want to have sex with you!'

‘refer to yourself only in third person.’

Everytime she refers to herself in third person, just say 'BOING!' as irritably as you can. Its childish, but its annoyance factor is incredible!

‘finally open up to his family’ by telling his mother you don’t like her cooking

'Yeah, Mom. I dont like your cooking either (wink at your mother). From now on, my wife will cook for ALL of us'

or showing his grandmother the naughty tattoo on your bottom.

'Grandma, she thinks she is so naughty. Show her the the "Hell's Angels" tattoo on your butt.'

If that is not enough, a women can always ruin her husband’s day by saying ‘we need to talk’ just before he leaves for work in the morning so he’s left wondering all day what he’ll face when he gets home.

Call her from work and say, 'I am so SO sorry. It won't happen again' That should give HER plenty to think about.

The book also says that wives who want to push their husbands to the edge can also bribe them with sex then fail to pay up, or they can kick it up a notch by wearing racy underwear in bed but sleeping all night long.

Bring home A LOT of ****. Talk a lot about sex. And also talk a lot about your hot, single female co-workers and how some of them have a 'cute' crush on you. That should result in immediate 'payment'


Hope this helps all the menfolk out there

 

[Hyde]

I am gonnai write a book now 202 ways to torture a women...... The first tip is

1) Oh what is this black spot on your face? look in the mirror

 

[LCA Tejas]

I am gonnai write a book now 202 ways to torture a women...... The first tip is

1) Oh what is this black spot on your face? look in the mirror

Secondly,My salary will not be handed over to You from next month, Best way to clam a wify....