10 things never say to Pakistani

[Gufi]

10 things you should never say to someone from Pakistan

Answer the questions with sarcasm.. The best reply to each of them would be sarcasm and a totally extremist ideology... guess will get to it one day...

 

[SarthakGanguly]

You casually met a Pakistani in India? Cool story, bro.

That was NOT in India.

But I did meet Pakistanis in India on different occasions. Nothing unusual about those - just normal Tom Dick and Harrys.

 

[Lord ZeN]

11. Are you an Indian ?
They really get pissed off by this question.

 

[Gufi]

“Wow! Your English is really good!”

this would be an example
yes I was sent to terrorist English camps to speak like you infidels so I could fit in and study your evil ways and find weaknesses...

 

[Zaalim]

11. Are you an India ?
They really get pissed off by this question.

12. We are the same people by Indians.

 

[Asian.Century]

This below point is a major, especially questioning from Pakistani immigration, police etc. Pakistan has potential for mass tourism business, but its treated as some Holy forbidden land for foreigners.

10. “I’d love to visit Pakistan, but I’m too scared, and not brave”

You should be scared. You have to be brave to be respected by Pakistanis. Because trying to get a visa from the Pakistani embassy is such a Kafkaesque nightmare that even I left the building screaming, “I’m not doing this again!” after trying to arrange paperwork for my foreign husband and child. The line of questioning involved such valuable information towards my application as to whether my husband had converted to Islam or not, and what sort of religious environment my child was exposed to at home, the answer to which is of course, “None of your Goddamned business.”

They made it so hard and complicated that you’d think Pakistan was the world’s premier holiday destination, and therefore only the truly dedicated should be allowed to go.

Then once we got there, because we had a foreigner in our party, my family got daily phone calls from the local police to make sure said foreigners were still in our possession, constant unknown following up, and or about, weren’t being given an impromptu tour of Waziristan courtesy of our good friends in the Taliban and Mullahs everywhere.

But seriously, if you can get past the hellish ordeal of actually securing yourself a Pakistani visa, tourists in Pakistan are such a rarity that they are treated like royalty, kings. If you keep low-key and observe the customs, you’ll experience a beautiful country as yet untouched by mass tourism.

10 things you should never say to someone from Pakistan

 

[Proudpakistaniguy]

11. Are you an Indian ?
They really get pissed off by this question.

You are absolutely right. Its most annoying. Most goraz/foreigner still live in era of 1946 and think India/Bangladesh/Pakistan as one country and labell bengali and pakistani as Indian even after you told them dozen times that pakistan is seperate country so dont ask stupid questions about India from Pakistani for example you consider cow as mata, why so much beggars you see on roads, caste and dalit and arrange marriges etc

 

[gslv mk3]

why so much beggars you see on roads and dalit etc

Don't get me started on this..alright ?

 

[Proudpakistaniguy]

Don't get me started on this..alright ?

I was talking about perception of goraz and when they want to clear this perception from a pakistani after cosidering him Indian. Dont know why you got pissed off unless you assume your society has no social ills

 

[gslv mk3]

I was talking about perception of goraz and when they want to clear this perceptiom from a pakistani after cosidering him Indian. Dont know why you got pissed off unless you assume your society has no social ills

The same problems exist in your society too.Stop pretending that you're Switzerland.

 

[Proudpakistaniguy]

The same problems exist in your society too.Stop pretending that you're Switzerland.

You are idiot. When i said it dont..stop being so sensitive

 

[Lord ZeN]

You are absolutely right. Its most annoying. Most goraz/foreigner still live in era of 1946 and think India/Bangladesh/Pakistan as one country and labell bengali and pakistani as Indian even after you told them dozen times that pakistan is seperate country so dont ask stupid questions about India from Pakistani for example you consider cow as mata, why so much beggars you see on roads, caste and dalit and arrange marriges etc

Can't really blame them. Westerners aren't really smart when it comes to geography.I'm pretty sure that most of them don't even know a damn thing about partition. Many don't even know Pakistan really exists. They think it's a part of Afghanistan situated in some random Arab lands..

 

[Proudpakistaniguy]

Can't really blame them. Westerners aren't really smart when it comes to geography.I'm pretty sure that most of them don't even know a damn thing about partition. Many don't even know Pakistan really exists. They think it's a part of Afghanistan situated in some random Arab lands..

And osama along with mullah umar is pakistani national

 

[livingdead]

And osama along with mullah umar is pakistani national

I asked a few canadians.. are you americans.. which is technically right but it annoys them to no end
some go on a rant 'I am canadian.. we are the one with national health service and free bla bla' and I will be like allright sorry my bad.. you all look/sound same to me.... only to piss them off more..

 

[gslv mk3]

You are idiot. When i said it dont..stop being so sensitive

Your comment implies that,idiot.