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Of all the egg related analogies one could use, you went with that one! :o:

If you only had my military genius; Porus aka Pervez Janjua would've won! :(

Do I detect a fellow H.P Lovecraft fan? :o:

How about a game of chess instead? Winner takes all! :p:

What are you saying? My Great Great Grandpa Armstrong defeated the Turks at the Battle of Lokum! :o: Ahhh those Turkish delights....especially the pink ones! :p:

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The hell is a Mountain Jew? Are you some kind of a Mountaineer? :o:

I would imagine that most Nepalis, Bolivians, Tibetans or Baltis don't have access to the same kind and quantities of foods that their European counterparts who are living in the foothills of the Alps or up north in Scandinavia. But even closer to home its a fact that wealthy South Asians...

Its all in the diet mate; if most Pakistanis, Indians and Bangladeshis are struggling to get two score meals a day then it shouldn't be surprising if our average heights, nutritional levels or perhaps even average weights are below healthy levels.

Kiya baaat kar rahei hain Waz Bhai; I'm just munching on a Cheese Naan right now....cheese has got calcium in it...I should be taller ! :mad:

I must be the one who's dragging down our average 'cause I'm only 5'8 ! :cry:

A lot of the old-timers have left so whereas I drop by every now and then....I kinda miss the old gang.

Pfft...amateur, our mate @Jungibaaz is gonna cross the 100 children figure in the next 10 years ! :smokin: But wait...how many gifts am I gonna have to buy for my nieces and nephew's birthdays....! :o:

My name is Kashif Mir....hmmmn...thats very interesting. :undecided: Except thats not my name. :enjoy:

Waz Bhai stop having so many kids! o_O I forgot the names of my nieces and nephews after your 29th kid. :tsk:

My apologies Milord ! :tsk:

Why don't you come clean and tell us that you were in fact learning to drive on this APC. :smokin: Aur jaaa sidiii mariii APC darakht meinnnn....! :o:

@Vergennes - So Macron won....! :cheers:

I dunno why but whenever I read his name I'm reminded of these even though there is an extra 'a' in there. :o: