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Sour grapes :cuckoo:

And you take pride in the fact where a democratically appointed leader was put behind bars with no-achiever army. Thataswhy Army and ISI are ruling your country.

An Indian girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. .. She can't speak Spanish.. .. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... .. This went on for sometime.. One day she wanted to buy banana.. .. She took her...

India and China are here to rule the world with their respective potential. Not to fight anymore. :tup: Shocked to see some war mongers here

Rest of the world is sharing our concerns of gravity of Pakistani nukes in terrorists hands. We are South Korea of South Asia

I was wondering ki itane achhe joke ko kisne like kyun nahi kiya :ashamed:

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered. "They're all named David?" he...

Once upon a time in a village, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.. The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers...

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out. The guy sitting next to him can't believe what he just saw. He's more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits...

Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go out to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see...

Medical Professor : If girl becomes unconscious, give her lip-lock to blow air in her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your hands. (y) . . . . Any questions../:) . . . . . Student : Sir, how to make her unconscious ? :P

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Pakistani bros take it lightly : ) Pakistanis shocked that no Pakistani has been suspected in Boston Marathon bombings | The UnReal Times

When will Pakistan acquire a foreign company?

Dude in earlier thread you mentioned that 21 dec. 2012 is very significant date because lord shiva will appear in himalayas. So he already appeared in himalayas?

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but...

Mushy cried after 1971 surrender. We know from that day that he is ***** cat.:woot: