Another one :
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua?
Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai.
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola
I Love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.:
Another one :) :
Pathan Galti Se Samunder Me Gir Gaya.... Doobte Doobte Uske Hath Me Machli Aayi....Use...