Divergent

Friends just told me I’ve been eating Jaffa Cakes wrong. First eat around it, then top, then cake & then jelly. TF who has time for that -_-

A Wonderful Eid Mubarak to All. Have a Blessed one with Family & Friends

Worry about your own grass

So a friend of mine was dating a Bengali guy and I wasn’t keen on it (no racist or anything). It just didn’t go. Kept my opinion to myself

Man it’s hard work being right all the time but someone’s gotta do it

That one time I wanted to play Xbox as a kid with my bros, they gave me an unplugged control and there’s me feeling good about shots..

So after years PMLN associates, Barrister Zafarullah Khan openly stated how they’re ashamed of mistreating & accusing Jemima of all sorts

A Pakistani Woman (in her 50s) husband cheated on her whilst on an Holy Pilgrimage. The woman was found frantically searching and crying

People must think others are born stupid. Some of us are pretty on the ball and sharp AF. Nod. Smile. But don’t buy it

Awkward moment when people bombard you privately on a different platform because of a certain individual’s book. I may know things about it

Whenever a Pakistani Woman gets harassed, they say ‘why didn’t she put a complaint or approach court?’. Well a woman with 23 stabs did.

Bollywood star referrs to Pakistan as “Failing State” for ban on a movie which some Indians aren’t keen on because of cultural immoralities

If Men can stop asking Women why they’re not fasting during Ramadhan would be appreciated. Like bro, we don’t need to explain biology to you

Tommy Robinson sentenced and bigots wail about it is my new skin care routine.

Books/articles should be vetted & undergo checks/approved before release even if left service to ensure code of conduct is maintained.