Who would u choose

[Armstrong]

No one voted for me !

 

[PoKeMon]

Whats there to be PM of Pakistan, wish for COAS.

Jisse izzat utarwani hai wo bane.

 

[Dubious]

Ali bhai

Yeh Ali bhai kon hain?

@KingMamba tera naam Ali kub say ho giyea?

No one voted for me !

First divorce the cheesecake then talk...Sub ko obese kero gay who will fight our borders?

No one voted for me !

BTW, there are 2 votes in others, koi pata nai tera hi naam likha ho?

 

[Shamain]

Yeh Ali bhai kon hain?

@KingMamba tera naam Ali kub say ho giyea?


First divorce the cheesecake then talk...Sub ko obese kero gay who will fight our borders?


BTW, there are 2 votes in others, koi pata nai tera hi naam likha ho?

I call syedali ,mostly ali bahi.

 

[Dubious]

Make me COAS.

Hahahaha...why not

@Akheilos coas chek karo

Checked

@HRK also applying for that position

 

[Peaceful Civilian]

Whats there to be PM of Pakistan, wish for COAS.

Jisse izzat utarwani hai wo bane.

 

[Xeric]

If there is any seriousness to this poll, then my vote would go to @Xeric . Seriously.

You'd be the first person to populate Adiala Jail in that case.

 

[MastanKhan]

Whats there to be PM of Pakistan, wish for COAS.

Jisse izzat utarwani hai wo bane.

One sane person amongst al the fools.

 

[Shamain]

You'd be the first person to populate Adiala Jail in that case.

Ooooooooooooo aaap tau woh hain jinhon may pigeon walay thread may itnee funny tweets aur images daali thee.

Hum apkay leeay nayi ministry banain gay. Funoon e latifa ministry. Lateefa here means jokes, uwill make new jokes for us.

That will be fun

Oh Yeahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

One sane person amongst al the fools.

:/
Dont go in enemies camp by agreeing with them. Warna iwill never talk to u again

Already i have to ask @webmaastur to ban u cuz u ignore all my posts

 

[Peaceful Civilian]

No one voted for me !

All ministries already allocated.
Your real culprit is OP of this thread. Even she added you as "others" .... Anyway, you got 2 votes. Hoping you get more votes.
Best of luck!

 

[Indus Pakistan]

Well seriously though, @Atanz would be my pick.
Why is everyone voting for @Akheilos? Something special in her manifesto?

Thanks for choosing me but trust me I am the wrong, wrong guy. I am a born tyrant and you know what happens if such a personality profile gets into power? Concentration camps that Hitler would turn over in his grave with jealousy. Gulag Camps bigger than Stalin could dream of. By the time I would finish Pakistan's per capita would have gone fives times up because the population would have gone down by five times after I clean the place.

All citizens would carry around small notebook in their pockets. It would be full of "do and don'ts". To give you glimpse of the dystopian Pakistan I would end presiding over.

* No public spitting.
* No mullahs, 100% education.
* 50% females in all jobs including police.
* 2.5 children in every family ( I know I hear you say how would that work? Simple, person born even year allowed two kids, odd year 3 kids ).
* Every citizen ( male or female ) drafted into military service for 18 months public service. Clean streets, build sanitation etc.
* Anybody found littering shot on site.
* Every day at noon national anthem sung by all citizens with Pak flags hanging everywhere.
* Every morning at 7 am everybody required to walk 2 miles under 30 minutes. Medical exclusions for disable or ill people. Age 50 plus 45 minutes, age 60 plus 45 mintues.
* Everybody has to have small garden outside. Plant flowers etc.
* Every house owner must make sure anything outside his house is kept tidy.
* No marriage allowed with cousins for the health of the nation and future generations.
* All surnames made illegal. A list of 400 surnames drawn from which everybody makes a selection. These names do not display ethnic group, bradtheri, tribal, religious affiliation.
* The national memorial in Islamabad is knocked down on account of being ugly. Instead the largest bronze statue of Atanz at 500 feet is erected.
* Cricket is banned. Anybody caught playing that waste of time is shot.
* In every area football, rugby, boxing, karate, athletic clubs are set. Both male and female are required to join their respective area club. Aim is next Olympics Pakistan had better get bronze at least in athletics, boxing, sprint, swimming, boxing.
* Declaration made to the world. Pakistan came about 7,000 years ago when forefather of the nation set up a republic called Harappa. All children are taught Pakistan gave the world civilization. The world was junglees and it was we who made them humans.
* The name of the country is changed to Harappa. The ugly green in the flag is dropped. Pakistan is the second most gawdy ( Indians being first ) in the world so why do we have such a low tone flag for? Ever been to France? The entire country is coloured soft pastel hues but have you seen their flag? A joyous screaming bundle of primary colours. Ever been to Pakistan? You dare not open your eyes. Every corner and your eyes are bombarded by colour. Ever seen our flag? It is only good for camouflage.
* All gawdy colours are banned. Any vendors selling primary paint gets 5 years in prison.

Primary colours

* Equality law passed. Every body fitting within the meaning of human being ( sorry mullahs excluded ) are equal no if's or but's.
* Affirmative action. 50% of females by law within five years in judiciary, all government departments and every arena of state with some minor exclusions namely military fighting arms.
* Every child at school between 4 and 16. After school 16 two streams. One into academic future. Other into vocationa training for 2 years folowed by 18 months conscription service in military for both male and female.
* Every child given hearty breakfast with milk followed by proper lunch. Diet prepard by dieticians. The mothers in the area cook the food. Product are supplied by local farmers.
* All medical graduates are required to sign five year public service agreement. Once they qualify they must for for state health care system wherever they are sent.
* Pakistan Navy reduced 50%. Pakistan Army cut by half. The other half goes into Internal security Force like Gendarmee or Turkish Jandarma. They patrol every corner of country to establish law and order.
* Defence policy is laid out to Indian's as. "Hungry, starving?" "Want some nuclear kebab"?

Now please vote for your friendly tyrant ..... Me

 

[Spectre]

Thanks for choosing me but trust me I am the wrong, wrong guy. I am a born tyrant and you know what happens if such a pesonality profile gets into power? Concentration camps that Hitler would turn over in his grave with jealousy. Gulag Camps bigger than Stalin could dream of. By the time I would finish Pakistan's per capita would have gone fives times up because the population would have gone down by five times after I clean the place.

All citizens would carry around small notebook in their pockets. It would be full of "do and don'ts". To give you glimpse of the dystopian Pakistan I would end presiding over.

* No public spitting.
* No mullahs, 100% education.
* 50% females in all jobs including police.
* 2.5 children in every family ( I know I hear you say how would that work? Simple, person born even year allowed two kids, odd year 3 kids ).
* Every citizen ( male or female ) drafted into military service for 18 months public service. Clean streets, build sanitation etc.
* Anybody found littering shot on site.
* Every day at noon national anthem sung by all citizens with Pak flags hanging everywhere.
* Every morning at 7 am everybody required to walk 2 miles under 30 minutes. Medical exclusions for disable or ill people. Age 50 plus 45 minutes, age 60 plus 45 mintues.
* Everybody has to have small garden outside. Plant flowers etc.
* Every house owner must make sure anything outside his house is kept tidy.
* No marriage allowed with cousins for the health of the nation and future generations.
* All surnames made illegal. A list of 400 surnames drawn from which everybody makes a selection. These names do not display ethnic group, bradtheri, tribal, religious affiliation.
* The national memorial in Islamabad is knocked down on account of being ugly. Instead the largest bronze statue of Atanz at 500 feet is erected.
* Cricket is banned. Anybody caught playing that waste of time is shot.
* In every area football, rugby, boxing, karate, athletic clubs are set. Both male and female are required to join their respective area club. Aim is next Olympics Pakistan had better get bronze at least in athletics, boxing, sprint, swimming, boxing.
* Declaration made to the world. Pakistan came about 7,000 years ago when forefather of the nation set up a republic called Harappa. All children are taught Pakistan gave the world civilization. The world was junglees and it was we who made them humans.
* The name of the country is changed to Harappa. The ugly green in the flag is dropped. Pakistan is the second most gawdy ( Indians being first ) in the world so why do we have such a low tone flag for? Ever been to France? The entire country is coloured soft pastel hues but have you seen their flag? A joyous screaming bundle of primary colours. Ever been to Pakistan? You dare not open your eyes. Every corner and your eyes are bombarded by colour. Ever seen our flag? It is only good for camouflage.
* All gawdy colours are banned. Any vendors selling primary paint gets 5 years in prison.

Primary colours

* Equality law passed. Every body fitting within the meaning of human being ( sorry mullahs excluded ) are equal no if's or but's.
* Affirmative action. 50% of females by law within five years in judiciary, all government departments and every arena of state with some minor exclusions namely military fighting arms.
* Every child at school between 4 and 16. After school 16 two streams. One into academic future. Other into vocationa training for 2 years folowed by 18 months conscription service in military for both male and female.
* Every child given hearty breakfast with milk followed by proper lunch. Diet prepard by dieticians. The mothers in the area cook the food. Product are supplied by local farmers.
* All medical graduates are required to sign five year public service agreement. Once they qualify they must for for state health care system wherever they are sent.
* Pakistan Navy reduced 50%. Pakistan Army cut by half. The other half goes into Internal security Force like Gendarmee or Turkish Jandarma. They patrol every corner of country to establish law and order.
* Defence policy is laid out to Indian's as. "Hungry, starving?" "Want some nuclear kebab"?

Now please vote for your friendly tyrant ..... Me

India would join the empire of Grand Emperor Atanz

 

[Peaceful Civilian]

@Adecypher bahi syedlai ko vote kar dain @Indus Falcon @HRK do vote brothers

WTF...... even rigging started here. @WebMaster , @Oscar. @Atanz . Look the post in red color


Rigging Wo b sar e aam

 

[Raja.Pakistani]

I think @AgNoStiC MuSliM should be in the list

but there are many sane members in your list as well @Atanz , @Akheilos @syedali73 and like the posts of some others member as well so will not be fair to vote for one..vote/kursi ek ha aur bundey itne

 

[Indus Pakistan]

India would join the empire of Grand Emperor Atanz

Then the world would be in trouble. A huge revolving globe would dragged into my office .....