I cannot afford scotch whiskey now. In 2017 I suffered major financial setback and that has taught me to appreciate cheaper things in life
, like MacDowell's rum, Blue Riband Gin, and Cashew Fenny (when in Goa). Fenny costs as cheap as Rs 160 for a full bottle (lasts about 3-4 days), so it is cheaper than taking bath. At this price it is tempting to smuggle it out from Goa into Karnataka (bordering states) where I live.You will not believe, just to achieve this, I once avoided the main highway and undertook a drive from a heavily forested area, only to find 2 policemen in waiting in the most surprising place. They checked my suitcases and found nothing, because I had hidden them under the spare tyre. They asked me "spare tyre ke neeche to nahin hai?". I made an innocent face and said "Sir ji, jahan check karna hai, kar lo". They let me go. After a few kms, my khatara car broke down, right in front of a sign that said "Tiger zone. Do not step out of vehicle"
Sorry to hear, bro. I've also khao'd many a jhatka in life, health wise as well as finances, relationships.. you name it, I faced it :/
My best wishes to you and her, sab theek ho jayega, inshallah !
Ever tried Urak ? Somewhat lesser known sister of Feni, and only available in a short window in the hot months like right now up until the rains come, which should be in exactly a week from now which will turn the place from a hostile wasteland with withering foliage, brown grass, killing heat to a rainy wonderland that turns a lush green in about 3 days flat.. the transformation is unbelievable.. green shoots everywhere, plants start to flower, it really is something to behold.
Back to Urak though, like its cousin Feni, it is not the most pleasant fragrance in the world and tastes and smells like shit lol but man, it'll get you plastered in a hurry and on the cheap.. win/win.
I remember, during the first big national lockdown when they cancelled all transport, planes grounded, trains shutdown, no busses, no one even allowed to step out.. meri BC halat out ki ab daru kaisey milegi
then this friend found a jugaad, we had a couple hours window in the early morning.. 5 - 7/8 AM when cops would not be doing their fascist enforcement thing and challaning people for being out.. to us hi time subhe subhe 5 bajey niklay dartey huwe, made our way to this nearby village, and bought 15 litres of Urak, all in dirty used pepsi/coke etc big 1.5 litre bottles and made it back safe
that sorted, needless to say, bada mazeydaar lockdown nikla
Best had with limca, with some namak and a green chilli