But in the end, they end up with a kalu or a fat gora and do a fake Islamic conversion (99% of them are fake; I know a handful in Oak Brook Terrace, IL, and the last 12 years, but never attended a Jumma or Eid prayer). Their sorry-looking mothers console themselves and tell my mother, I don't know how, but my daughter Rishta came to our doorstep while I was worried, and in the end, everything worked out. This one aunt recently said this at a wedding I attended before Ramadan; one married a kalu, another Mexican beaner, another Kalu, and the fourth married a Gora.