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Top Rajnikant Facts Published
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
* Rajnikants house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
* Rajnikant can divide by zero.
* Newtons Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,
there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
* When taking the GRE, write Rajnikant for every answer. You will score over 1600.
* Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
* Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as one who has encountered Rajnikant
* If you Google search Rajnikant getting kicked you will generate zero results. It just doesnt happen.
* Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
* Rajnikant doesnt bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
* It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
* The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
* Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
* James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
· Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
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Friends, Any addition Stuff on Rajnikant is very much welcome. There is an old saying that, theres nothing that RajniCant do !!