Teri Pen Di Siri: Trump

[Shahzaz ud din]

Teri Pen Di Siri: Trump





On a serious note I cannot make sense of the post Trump tweet scenario and because of my rural background and low IQ all I could comprehend is the following:

Trump: Teri pen di siri
Khwaja Asif: Oye jageerdara mein tennu jawab pai pai da hisab dewan ga after going to bathroom, wait for my response
Hamid Mir: Knock knock
Khwaja Asif (in bathroom): Who's there ?
Hamid: Hamid Mir

Khwaja: Ki hoya ?
Hamid: Payan o Trump na tweet kita jay
Khwaja: Yaar Hamid hum nay paisay liay thay to nokri bhi ki thi koi muft mein paisay nahi liay
Hamid: Agar unho nay drone hamla kar dia to ?
Khwaja: Yaar jab drone attack hoga to dekh lein gay, abhi mujhay bathroom hai
Showbaz Butt: Payan mein tay agli shadi da plan bana raha hoon

Asif Ghafoor: Twitter ki bolti band hai
Saleem Bajwa: Yaar o dujay Bajway kolo puch mein hun ISPR da twitter handle use nai karda
Qamar Bajwa: Payan meri tay bolti band hai no more no more, Sheeda Talli jawab dega

Asad Umer: Meri sunda tay koi nai par mein pujaris day uttay impression pawan wastay twitter tay suthri kar ditti hai Trump di
Imran Niazi: Petrol bomb gir gaya oye Nawaz tera kakh na raway
Pujari: Imran payan Trump di tweet da jawab tay deo
Imran Niazi: Oye meri teeji shaadi di tennu koi fikr nai way pujaria, Trum di wi pen di siri hun khush hai way pujaria
PTI: Oye Trump hum nay Talban kay daftar khol denay hain KP mein aur hum kar bhi kia saktay hain
PPP: Ek medaan mein ek hi jageerdar reh sakta hai agar Trump jageerdar hai to phir wohi sahi

Mullas: Hum to bharkein martay hi rehtay hain ek aur bharak aur rally hogi
Sheikh Rasheed Butt: Oye Trump mein rozana talkshow mein aaon ga aur teri pen di siri kar doon ga
Pakistani twitteratis: Oye Trump tera kakh na raway, oye teray topon mein keeray paray, Trump bewaquf hai, Trump bonga hai, Trump paagaal hai

Pakistan govt's first practical reaction (more actions to be taken soon):

 

[khansaheeb]

 

[airmarshal]

The same SECP which was hiding Nawaz Sharif corruption tracks.

Now there isnt a bigger joke than a country called Pakistan. Thats why even non entities like Afghanistan and Palestine mock us and insult us at every opportunity.

 

[Ahmet Pasha]

(Loud smack)
Ilahi Khair.
R u Faisalabadi. Lolz

Teri Pen Di Siri: Trump





On a serious note I cannot make sense of the post Trump tweet scenario and because of my rural background and low IQ all I could comprehend is the following:

Trump: Teri pen di siri
Khwaja Asif: Oye jageerdara mein tennu jawab pai pai da hisab dewan ga after going to bathroom, wait for my response
Hamid Mir: Knock knock
Khwaja Asif (in bathroom): Who's there ?
Hamid: Hamid Mir

Khwaja: Ki hoya ?
Hamid: Payan o Trump na tweet kita jay
Khwaja: Yaar Hamid hum nay paisay liay thay to nokri bhi ki thi koi muft mein paisay nahi liay
Hamid: Agar unho nay drone hamla kar dia to ?
Khwaja: Yaar jab drone attack hoga to dekh lein gay, abhi mujhay bathroom hai
Showbaz Butt: Payan mein tay agli shadi da plan bana raha hoon

Asif Ghafoor: Twitter ki bolti band hai
Saleem Bajwa: Yaar o dujay Bajway kolo puch mein hun ISPR da twitter handle use nai karda
Qamar Bajwa: Payan meri tay bolti band hai no more no more, Sheeda Talli jawab dega

Asad Umer: Meri sunda tay koi nai par mein pujaris day uttay impression pawan wastay twitter tay suthri kar ditti hai Trump di
Imran Niazi: Petrol bomb gir gaya oye Nawaz tera kakh na raway
Pujari: Imran payan Trump di tweet da jawab tay deo
Imran Niazi: Oye meri teeji shaadi di tennu koi fikr nai way pujaria, Trum di wi pen di siri hun khush hai way pujaria
PTI: Oye Trump hum nay Talban kay daftar khol denay hain KP mein aur hum kar bhi kia saktay hain
PPP: Ek medaan mein ek hi jageerdar reh sakta hai agar Trump jageerdar hai to phir wohi sahi

Mullas: Hum to bharkein martay hi rehtay hain ek aur bharak aur rally hogi
Sheikh Rasheed Butt: Oye Trump mein rozana talkshow mein aaon ga aur teri pen di siri kar doon ga
Pakistani twitteratis: Oye Trump tera kakh na raway, oye teray topon mein keeray paray, Trump bewaquf hai, Trump bonga hai, Trump paagaal hai

Pakistan govt's first practical reaction (more actions to be taken soon):

 

[Divergent]

I don’t approve of this title. Can you change it.

 

[undercover JIX]

Rang Baaz te Marasiyaan da tola humat vich hovay te jugat bazi te shugal na lagay...ho hi nai sakda...