Reactions at Imran Khan's wedding wish

[Jazzbot]

....ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ ﺧﺎﻥ ﮐﺎ ﺟﻠﺪ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﮐﺎاعلان​

ﺣﮑﻮﻣﺖ ﮐﺎ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﻧﮑﺎﺡ ﺧﻮﺍﮞ ﺣﻀﺮﺍﺕ ﮐﯽ ﺭﺟﺴﭩﺮﯾﺸﻦ ﮐﯿﻨﺴﻞ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﮨﺎﻝ ﺑﻨﺪ ﮐﺮﺍﻧﮯ ﮐﺎ ﻓﯿﺼﻠﮧ

(عمران خان کی شادی سے ریلوے کو ١٠ گناہ خسارے کا امکان (سعد رفیق

ﺍﺱ ﻭﻗﺖ ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ ﺧﺎﻥ ﮐﺎ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﮐﺎ ﺍﻋﻼﻥ ﺟﻤﮩﻮﺭﯾﺖ ﮐﮯ ﺧﻼﻑ ﺳﺎ ﺯﺵ ﮨﮯ - ﺧﻮﺭﺷﯿﺪ ﺷﺎﮦ

ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ ﺧﺎﻥ ﮐﻮ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﺳﮯ ﭘﮩﻠﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻻﺵ ﺳﮯ ﮔﺰﺭﻧﺎ ﮨﻮ ﮔﺎ..... محمود خان اچکزئ

کراچی میں عمران خان کی شادی کے خلاف متحدہ قومی مومنٹ کا ملک گیر ہرتال کا اعلان

عمران خان کی شادی جمہوریت کو ڈی ریل کرنے کی سازش ہے .. زرداری

(اگر اس کا حل مل بیٹھ کر نہ نکالا تو خدشہ ہے کؤی تیسری قوت "فائدہ" نہ اٹھا لے (سراج الحق

(عمران خان کی شادی کا مقصد معاشرے میں بے حیائی کو فروغ دینا ہے ( مولانا ڈیزل

(عمران خان کی شادی کے موقعے پر دہشت گردی کا خطرہ - ملک کے مفاد میں نہیں ( رانا سنا الله

(عمران خان کی شادی سے ملک کی سلامتی کو خطرہ ہو سکتا ہے (چودھری نثار​

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@Leader @pkuser2k12 @Jzaib @chauvunist @Bratva @Crypto @Armstrong @AstanoshKhan @Akheilos @Marshmallow @Side-Winder @Devil Soul @tarrar @batmannow @Zarvan @Mirzay @Tameem @Fracker @Muhammad Omar @Sedqal @xyxmt@Aether @Chak Bamu

 

[Muhammad Omar]

 

[livingdead]

what does it say...

 

[Leader]

hahaha...

 

[BDforever]

....ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ ﺧﺎﻥ ﮐﺎ ﺟﻠﺪ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﮐﺎاعلان​

ﺣﮑﻮﻣﺖ ﮐﺎ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﻧﮑﺎﺡ ﺧﻮﺍﮞ ﺣﻀﺮﺍﺕ ﮐﯽ ﺭﺟﺴﭩﺮﯾﺸﻦ ﮐﯿﻨﺴﻞ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﮨﺎﻝ ﺑﻨﺪ ﮐﺮﺍﻧﮯ ﮐﺎ ﻓﯿﺼﻠﮧ

(عمران خان کی شادی سے ریلوے کو ١٠ گناہ خسارے کا امکان (سعد رفیق

ﺍﺱ ﻭﻗﺖ ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ ﺧﺎﻥ ﮐﺎ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﮐﺎ ﺍﻋﻼﻥ ﺟﻤﮩﻮﺭﯾﺖ ﮐﮯ ﺧﻼﻑ ﺳﺎ ﺯﺵ ﮨﮯ - ﺧﻮﺭﺷﯿﺪ ﺷﺎﮦ

ﻋﻤﺮﺍﻥ ﺧﺎﻥ ﮐﻮ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﺳﮯ ﭘﮩﻠﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻻﺵ ﺳﮯ ﮔﺰﺭﻧﺎ ﮨﻮ ﮔﺎ..... محمود خان اچکزئ

کراچی میں عمران خان کی شادی کے خلاف متحدہ قومی مومنٹ کا ملک گیر ہرتال کا اعلان

عمران خان کی شادی جمہوریت کو ڈی ریل کرنے کی سازش ہے .. زرداری

(اگر اس کا حل مل بیٹھ کر نہ نکالا تو خدشہ ہے کؤی تیسری قوت "فائدہ" نہ اٹھا لے (سراج الحق

(عمران خان کی شادی کا مقصد معاشرے میں بے حیائی کو فروغ دینا ہے ( مولانا ڈیزل

(عمران خان کی شادی کے موقعے پر دہشت گردی کا خطرہ - ملک کے مفاد میں نہیں ( رانا سنا الله

(عمران خان کی شادی سے ملک کی سلامتی کو خطرہ ہو سکتا ہے (چودھری نثار​

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@Leader @pkuser2k12 @Jzaib @chauvunist @Bratva @Crypto @Armstrong @AstanoshKhan @Akheilos @Marshmallow @Side-Winder @Devil Soul @tarrar @batmannow @Zarvan @Mirzay @Tameem @Fracker @Muhammad Omar @Sedqal @xyxmt@Aether @Chak Bamu

English

 

[Huda]

Ye ghair aini iqdaam hai: Asid Zardari
Ye imran khan kon hai Mamnoon Hussain

 

[Jazzbot]

Brief Translation:

Imran Khan announces to get married soon.​

Reaction of famous Pakistani politicians:

- Govt to cancel licenses of all Nikah Khawan (people who do marriage registration) and is gonna close all marriage halls

- Pakistan Railways likely to suffer 10 times more loss due to IK's marriage (Saad Rafique, Railways Minister)

- IK's announcement at this crucial time is a conspiracy against Democracy (Khursheed Shah, Opposition Leader)

- This marriage will happen over my dead body (Mehmood Achakzai, anti IK leader from tribal areas)

- MQM to hold country wide protests against IK's marriage, only in Karachi (usual stuff from MQM)

- IK's marriage is going to derail the democracy (Asif Zardari, most concerned person about democracy because it keeps his corruption running)

- The "Third Force" can take advantage of this if we won't deal with this situation with unity (Siraj ul Haq, molvi who is always concerned about Army's take over, even when there is no signs of it)

- IK's marriage is to promote vulgarity in society (Molana Fazlu, anti IK molana who blames IK for everything)

- There are intel about massive terrorist attack during IK's wedding, hence its not good for national interests (Rana Sanaullah, former law minister, known for his ridiculous out of the box statements)

- IK's marriage is a direct threat to national solidarity (Chaudhry Nisar, Interior Minister)


Don't know if its as funny as it was in original post, but it will give you a hint at least. @Akheilos @hinduguy @BDforever

Ye imran khan kon hai Mamnoon Hussain

Man you've nailed it, beaten my original post in one line..

 

[Dubious]

Brief Translation:

Imran Khan announces to get married soon.​

Reaction of famous Pakistani politicians:

- Govt to cancel licenses of all Nikah Khawan (people who do marriage registration) and is gonna close all marriage halls

- Pakistan Railways likely to suffer 10 times more loss due to IK's marriage (Saad Rafique, Railways Minister)

- IK's announcement at this crucial time is a conspiracy against Democracy (Khursheed Shah, Opposition Leader)

- This marriage will happen over my dead body (Mehmood Achakzai, anti IK leader from tribal areas)

- MQM to hold country wide protests against IK's marriage, only in Karachi (usual stuff from MQM)

- IK's marriage is going to derail the democracy (Asif Zardari, most concerned person about democracy because it keeps his corruption running)

- The "Third Force" can take advantage of this if we won't deal with this situation with unity (Siraj ul Haq, molvi who is always concerned about Army's take over, even when there is no signs of it)

- IK's marriage is to promote vulgarity in society (Molana Fazlu, anti IK molana who blames IK for everything)

- There are intel about massive terrorist attack during IK's wedding, hence its not good for national interests (Rana Sanaullah, former law minister, known for his ridiculous out of the box statements)

- IK's marriage is a direct threat to national solidarity (Chaudhry Nisar, Interior Minister)


Don't know if its as funny as it was in original post, but it will give you a hint at least. @Akheilos @hinduguy @BDforever




Man you've nailed it, beaten my original post in one line..

Khairiat tou hai?

 

[Jazzbot]

Khairiat tou hai?

What happened Ma'am??

 

[Dubious]

What happened Ma'am??

Is it a joke or did he really announce it?

 

[Jazzbot]

Is it a joke or did he really announce it?

He said it as a joke during his speech 2 days ago in PTI protest, but as usual critics made an arse out of it..

 

[Dubious]

He said it as a joke during his speech 2 days ago in PTI protest, but as usual critics made an arse out of it..

Yea just saw the speech but being in the office had to end up reading the news article...lolz yup it sounds crazy!

 

[dexter]

Dont mind PTI guyz just for fun

 

[Huda]

l:
Man you've nailed it, beaten my original post in one line..

 

[Kompromat]

Imran Khan ki shadi ka sun kar Maryam Nawaz ka Safoo chaukidar ko talaq denay ka ailan. ROFL

@Leader - @Hyperion @Oscar

Personally, i reckon that our immi bhai really needs to get laid. We don't need a PM who's angry all the time.