You guys know you can't win them all right? My friend has travelled from the UK to Pakistan for the election. He is currently in Lahore and he was in the clothing markets, he said he spoke to a lot of people who were still planning on voting for Noon league. I have a cousin who spent his entire adult life in the UK, knows the difference between good and bad governance, but just doesn't like Imran Khan and is therefore a hardcore noon league supporter.
You can't win over idiots and those unwilling to listen.
My friend sent me a joke about Noon league supporters;
It's a bit rude so apologies for any offence, it is after all a joke brothers.
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A boy and girl were talking over the phone. After a few days she invited him to her house as no-one else would be home.
Imagining he was in for a treat he gelled his hair put on his best clothes and perfume and went straight to her house.
Her brother happened to be there and he caught him at the door and bummed him (literally) and told him never to come back.
A week later and boy/girl are still chatting on the phone. And she says come to my house my brotherss gona be at work today for definate. So again imagining it's his lucky day he goes.
The brother just happens to finish work early on that day and catches the boy at the door. Again bumming him and sending him on his way. Warning him never to come back.
Another week later and girl promises no chance of brother being there as he is flying out the country. The boy again tries for a 3rd time. The brothers flight was cancelled so he comes home to find the boy once again at the door.
3rd time he gives him the same punishment and lets him go.
Weeks pass by and whilst the girl and boy have been speaking for over a month now. Once day she calls him up and tells him I promise this week my brother won't be home.
The boy replies if your brothers not there, what's the point me coming to your house...
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is is the state of some of our electorate, they have a chaska for it now.
