Pakistan's rocket science to Moon---Joke

[roopesh]

Q: What if Pakistan launches space rocket to moon ?

Ans: Problem to india as pak is getting technology.

Q: What if Pakistan scientist goes to moon ?

Ans: Big problem that pakistan got technology India still has long way to go.

Q: What if all Pakistani's goes to moon??

Ans: Problem solved!.


--Just a time pass Jokes frens....u can post such india-pak jokes....always we can just change India-Pakistan words to favour any side..

 

[Lockheed F-16]

Here the funniest jokes I heard from Indian people:

1. India has less AIDS ratio than any African country
2. India's Air Force is better than PAF
3. No poverty in India
4.All wars won

 

[hasang20]

Here the funniest jokes I heard from Indian people:

1. India has less AIDS ratio than any African country
2. India's Air Force is better than PAF
3. No poverty in India
4.All wars won

you nailed it.

 

[TOPGUN]

Hahah lol!!

 

[metalfalcon]

I think India has Reached moon first and "Chandrian" is making Sure that Moon will be OK for Indians.

For US (Pakistanis) Problem is solved

 

[metalfalcon]

Q: What if Pakistan launches space rocket to moon ?

Ans: Problem to india as pak is getting technology.

Q: What if Pakistan scientist goes to moon ?

Ans: Big problem that pakistan got technology India still has long way to go.

Q: What if all Pakistani's goes to moon??

Ans: Problem solved!.


--Just a time pass Jokes frens....u can post such india-pak jokes....always we can just change India-Pakistan words to favour any side..

Nice mann, You have a Nice sense of Humor.

 

[Raquib]

I think India has Reached moon first and "Chandrian" is making Sure that Moon will be OK for Indians.

For US (Pakistanis) Problem is solved

that goes for us aswel dude... we also got a huge population...

 

[Jihad]

I heard Indians are able to breathe without their astronaut suits on the moon?
Is this true that they don't need the oxygen? I always knew something was fishy...

 

[A.Rahman]

did they found out that moon is on cow's horn?

 

[arsalan shafique]

after all u guys did't win all the wars, u guys have won only kargil but we won 1965 war & also 1948 war.
& also 1971 war was't won all by u, we won in west pakistan & u won in east pakistan bc there were only 80,000 soldiers of pakistan.

 

[metalfalcon]

did they found out that moon is on cow's horn?

Yeah and the Cow was standing on a TURTLE.

 

[ahmeddsid]

after all u guys did't win all the wars, u guys have won only kargil but we won 1965 war & also 1948 war.
& also 1971 war was't won all by u, we won in west pakistan & u won in east pakistan bc there were only 80,000 soldiers of pakistan.

lol i thot one Pak soldier is = 10 Indian soldier! So 80000 must have been enuff! lol

 

[hasang20]

lol i thot one Pak soldier is = 10 Indian soldier! So 80000 must have been enuff! lol

i am sorry but you failed math

the ratio upto today is 1:4 Pakistan solider vs India solider.

 

[Contrarian]

Close the damn thread already.

 

[Beskar]

Close the damn thread already.

Haha lockheed's reply is starting up some fires