Brother, i don't think many of our readers understand Satire.
you can feel that abbottabad incursion happened on its own, but i wonder where in Pakistan you can get JP5 to fuel and refuel helicopters two both ways. If you find a JP5 vendor, please let me know. Any mullah or all those buggers, all weapon releases are done with PK in the know. NO "rifle rifle" is called without the knowledge of the concerned directorates.
Or you can continue believing that US operates drones or undertakes operation without telling someone in the Pakistani administration, or that the whole anti terrorist operations is, was, and will always be sub-contracted to the US Military, or CIA in one shape or form or the other.
there are many settings on warheads and new low impact warheads that can be used for this interdiction. You don't have to look for a crater the size of mars.
and it is not necessary that all drone strikes are sent by US. Pakistan has its own UCAVs also operating. Who is killing Who, is really murky sometime.