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I often wonder why I live in Mumbai.

The city is dirty, smelly, congested. We have a bureaucracy that hinders the simplest of tasks, such as getting a PAN card, but makes others that should be challenging, like getting a pilot’s license, dangerously easy. If you have kids, then you probably worry about their exposure to disease, getting them into school, and their future prospects in a city, which though touted as a modern megalopolis, barely survives from one monsoon to the next without needing serious refurbishment.

All these factors explain why, when it comes to livability indexes, Mumbai sits near the bottom (often our sole consolation is that cities in Pakistan are worse off than us.)( Obsession Pakistan) :cool: A recent episode of Oprah Winfrey’s show looked at how people across the world live, and revealed that though world economies are crumbling, the good folks of Dubai, Istanbul, Tokyo and Copenhagen still live exceedingly well. In Copenhagen for instance, women get one year maternity leave, people are encouraged to leave work by 4pm, healthcare is free and readily accessible, and kitchen floors are quite literally clean enough to eat off of. Unsurprisingly, Danes are also the happiest people on earth.

Visa issues not withstanding, why would so many people voluntarily choose to move to Mumbai and remain here? There are obvious explanations like the ready-made personal and professional networks for Indians who return, and vast opportunities and the jobs that come with them for people fleeing meltdowns in America and Europe. But Singapore and Beijing offer those benefits too, and the added bonus of cleanliness and efficient infrastructure.

A friend, a long-time defender of Mumbai, but who of late has become less assured of that role, explained: “It’s like being addicted to crack, you’re constantly in a crazed state, hopped up, and when you crash you need another hit.” I’m not quite sure he meant this as a bad thing, but a poll of arrivals, both old and new, threw up some unusual justifications. While we’re not likely to break into Monocle’s index of the world’s most livable cities anytime soon, there seem to be enough reasons to create our own metrics for judging Mumbai’s quality of life:

Uncomfortable Living:

If you’re currently living in Mumbai, then you’ll know that being in a perpetual state of discomfort is the Mumbai way. And this is not necessarily a bad thing. This feeling – some liken it to sitting in damp clothes on a leather couch – has less to do with the weather and more to do with the city’s single most identifiable characteristic: poverty. Walk down a road, out of a restaurant or into a shop, and you will see the millions of Indians who struggle a great deal more than you. It may begin at home with your maid, or your driver but it doesn’t end there – your building jamadar, the fruit seller, the mochi, your office peon who gets you chai, the shop clerk, the waiter who serves you wine, the gas-wallah who comes to your apartment, the dozens of people who make your life that much more convenient are also living barometers that in comparison, life is always better.

Helping Others:

At last count India had the largest number of NGOs in the world, of one for about 400 people. Many of those are in Mumbai, where it doesn’t take much to make a difference. Sponsor a child’s meals, donate paper (a surprisingly big cost for some NGOs), play bridge with a lonely senior citizen. Here, it takes almost nothing to “do good” and by extension feel good.

Feeling Connected:

Monocle likes to measure this by how well a city is connected to the outside world. In Mumbai and India at large, being connected has more to do with a spiritual, metaphorical feeling that somehow we’re all – cue cheesy soundtrack – one. While I can’t tell you what it is about Mumbai that promulgates this feeling more than say, Los Angeles, many people I spoke to mentioned feeling like they were part of something bigger, of being “connected” either with a larger purpose or more literally, with a larger group of people. One expat banker from London, who moved to the city a year-and-a-half ago, said people seemed to feel things more here. She used the city’s revived outdoor bandstand concerts as an example. “In London, the musicians are probably better, but here it’s like it’s coming from their souls,” she said. “It seems to mean so much more to them.”

Inspiration:

For many reasons, not least the littered mise-en-scene afforded by Mumbai’s finest slums, Slumdog Millionaire could only have been made here. Director Danny Boyle has spoken at length about how inspired he was by the city’s frenetic energy and he isn’t the only one. There are millions of stories waiting to be told, and generally plundered for inspiration for songs, movies, books and paintings; we’ve uncovered but a fraction of them. A documentary filmmaker I know, who has lived in Dubai and Mumbai and recently shifted to Vancouver, said he was more inspired by the grittiness and ***** of Mumbai than by the natural splendor and security of what’s been called one of the most livable cities in the world. Clean air, it turns out, does not make for riveting stories.

Mumbai Journal: This City’s Not So Unlivable - India Real Time - WSJ
 
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But I have heard incredible things about Bombay. Is that a reliable source?

Yes. If you actually read the whole article and not just the bolded parts you'll see it's not all bad news. But yeah... parts of Mumbai are dirty. Lifestyle is fairly hectic but not as bad as she makes it sound.

Anyway all the bad points are negated by the fact that the Food in Mumbai is incredible! :smokin:
 
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I would say every city has god and bad points....Mumbai too has its dark side..but since I know the TS's obsession with India...I would love to see a compariosn between Mumbai and any city in Pakistan.

you would love to see a "compariosn"? but that would be off topic. As butters puts it there are good and bad sides to all cities. No need to get defensive young man the post has good and bad pointers in it.

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you would love to see a "compariosn"? but that would be off topic. As butters puts it there are good and bad sides to all cities. No need to get defensive young man the post has good and bad pointers in it.

you concerned about off topic ??? really ??

go report the OP its a blog......will you ??

report it cause its troll intended.

dont tell me whats what in this forum....and am not getting defensive...just tryiong to bring out the real picture....so that people can see whats good and whats bad in mumbai.

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yea but there is an article as well. These days its common for newspapers to invite blogs on all articles I think


so its a personal view of an individual.....
 
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Mumbai isn't great..but yeah its improving at a rate that i haven't seen any other city improve..wait for other 4-5 years..the skyline is already shaping up and will be one of the best you ll see around,its changing and changing fast.

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The thread starter is a known troll..and everyone knows what his intentions are -.-
 
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its the city i call home . it can be hard on the new comers, but if you are in trouble , you will not see another city as generous . the parody that Mumbai is cannot be described by me in just a few words . it is probably the only city which can make all your dreams come true, and then destroy you and take you to greater heights then ever imagined before.
 
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Without credibility, I doubt any Preety, Patil or Parsad's Blog would make it's way into WSJ. !!
 
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Mumbai has its ups and downs...but mumbai has everything....and by everything i mean literally everything...
 
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