Modi has hired ‘Border’ scriptwriter JP Dutta as war advisor: sources

[Areesh]

NEW DELHI: Recent maneuvers from the Indian side of the LoC have been masterminded by JP Dutta, it has emerged. Inside sources reveal that Prime Minister Narendra Modi has hired Dutta, the writer and director of Bollywood movies Border and LOC Kargil as his ‘scriptwriter’ and adviser on war and Pakistan policy.

“The only instruction for Mister Dutta – although he didn’t really need it – is to blow everything out of proportion,” an Indian government official told Khabaristan Times. “Routine guns going off at the LoC should seem like an actual strategic surgical strike, and every Indian soldier appear like Sunny Deol,” he added.

“The more people killed the better. As we saw in the final scenes in Border.”

Reports further confirmed that slapstick comedians have taken over the India media, following strict instructions of the government’s new advisory board spearheaded by JP Dutta.

Reports also reveal that PM Modi is personally overlooking this manuscript, taking selfies at every venue to make sure he looks good.

“He invited the Russians as well, but they weren’t available till the completion of the military drill in Pakistan,” another source within the PM House confirmed.

The self-aggrandizing ‘Nationalist Salivation Dream Haters’, spearheaded by JP Dutta, have also ascertained that Pakistani actors and singers are the reason why terrorism takes place in India. Following the Filmfare Award winning director’s instructions all Pakistanis have been promptly threatened to leave India ASAP.

“Threatened, not asked, just in case they are carrying spy kabutars in their suitcases and they let them out on the way,” confirmed another insider who also revealed Sooraj Barjatya will be suing Dutta and Modi if royalty isn’t given for the kabutar episode.

For now Arvind Kejriwal and Imran Khan are keeping a very concerned eye on the events as the script unfolds.

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[Tipu7]

Yr it must be some troll .....

 

[graphican]

That height of Indian honour that a movie script writer would now "write their reality". Why not let those soldiers narrate what happens to them and what they actually did on the night of 29th?

 

[Dazzler]

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You guys thought i was kidding when i referred to Border multiple times in previous posts? Somehow i saw that coming

 

[Areesh]

Yr it must be some troll .....

Satire hai

 

[third eye]

That height of Indian honour that a movie script writer would now "write their reality". Why not let those soldiers narrate what happens to them and what they actually did on the night of 29th?

Are you serious ?

 

[Zarvan]

I have several colleagues from Azad Kashmir and they trying their best to find the place where India struck but are failing. Please mighty Indian Army be brave enough to tell exact location

 

[graphican]

Are you serious ?

Equally serious as Indian government was on "surgical strike". Do you only find my comment objectionable?

 

[ashok321]

Indian Army claim:

Pak TV images of Indian casualties morphed, fake: Army :

America won't stop India from more such strikes:

 

[cerberus]

Indiam Army claim:

Pak TV images of Indian casualties morphed, fake: Army :

Yeah saw what moed pirjzada tweeted he was posting India CRPF images in naxal area

What pathetic lier

 

[graphican]

Laughable

Thanks. We find Indian claims of "Surgical Strike" equally "Laughable".

By the way, there won't be an evidence of Indian claims. You would have to digest this story the way it is.

 

[Indrajit]

That height of Indian honour that a movie script writer would now "write their reality". Why not let those soldiers narrate what happens to them and what they actually did on the night of 29th?

You are familiar with the concept of satire, right?

 

[cerberus]

Thanks. We find Indian claims of "Surgical Strike" equally "Laughable".

By the way, there won't be an evidence of Indian claims. You would have to digest this story the way it is.

Come on guys if we show you evidence you think PAK Army will accept it naah

You guys not even accepted kargil yet and you are saying you accept this strike

Amount of frustration and Desperation's in your media is enough to show what happened

All establishment won't shaken up if there only two soilder's killed

Army Cheif meeting in GHQ

Nawaz condemning it and calling emergency meeting

Your general going gaga in media channels all just happens just because 2 soilder's died damm

 

[graphican]

Come on guys if we show you evidence you think PAK Army will accept it naah

Pakistan accepts cross border firing and it showed how it destroyed 3 Indian posts which still has smoke coming out. On the other hand, India says it destroyed terrorist "launch-pads" 500 meters to 3000 meters deep into Pakistani territory. Where is the smoke? Where is any fire seen from Indian side of the LoC? We show you your posts burning, why would India hide its evidence - and for what gains?

Pakistan would accept evidence when there is evidence. Dare up and lets see how credible it is. What is the fear? When you have "done" it and accept it, show it before the world to earn legitimacy of your claims.

Pakistan destroyed Indian posts, visible from 5+ kilometres across the line of control.

 

[The Eagle]

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What to expect other than something like planned media invasion.