Lahore’s Old Town, Authentic Markets and Street Food

[dexter]

Follow @Eva zu Beck on her adventures in Lahore. The city is a cultural center in the North of Pakistan with over 11 million inhabitants. It’s vibrant, bustling and full of historic buildings and traditions. Eva meets unique characters from Lahore who take her on a tour through their city. The ancient Wazir Khan Mosque is a must-see, and don’t miss a spontaneous visit to a local barber shop . And look forward to meeting @Zenith Irfan, who was the first Pakistani woman to cross the country on a motorcycle, earning her the nickname "motorcycle woman".

 

[Maula Jatt]

Tagging a jealous little man, a known hater @lastofthepatriots
Where you at son?

 

[lastofthepatriots]

Lahore is the meth/tranny capitol of Pakistan with residents that have the funniest accent in Pakistan. They sound funnier than villagers. They are ashamed of speaking punjabi, so their funny accent permeates into their Urdu. When they do finally speak in Punjabi, they try to copy Indian Sikhs and sound like cartoon characters. They are masters of do numbari and have bad manners as they give people wrong directions on purpose. Nothing but flat nosed drug addict tricksters and swindlers. And they think their food is the best when it is just donkey meat cooked in motor oil. Oh and did I mention they stink? Lahore is a dirty city, but the people smell like cheetos mixed with gur.

That is all for now. I can keep going upon request.

 

[Maula Jatt]

Lahore is the meth/tranny capitol of Pakistan with residents that have the funniest accent in Pakistan. They sound funnier than villagers. They are ashamed of speaking punjabi, so their funny accent permeates into their Urdu. When they do finally speak in Punjabi, they try to copy Indian Sikhs and sound like cartoon characters. They are masters of do numbari and have bad manners as they give people wrong directions on purpose. Nothing but flat nosed drug addict tricksters and swindlers. And they think their food is the best when it is just donkey meat cooked in motor oil. Oh and did I mention they stink? Lahore is a dirty city, but the people smell like cheetos mixed with gur.

That is all for now. I can keep going upon request.

Oye hater chaparganju

Get this song through your head

We speak the best punjabi in the world, it's just that your accent is straight shit
So you can't understand good things

And our city is buetiful

 

[lastofthepatriots]

Oye hater chaparganju

Get this song through your head

We speak the best punjabi in the world, it's just that your accent is straight shit
So you can't understand good things

And our city is buetiful

Hum ko maaloom hai jannat ki haqeeqat, lekin
Dil ko khush rakhne ko Ghaalib yeh khayaal achcha hai...

 

[Maula Jatt]

Hum ko maaloom hai jannat ki haqeeqat, lekin
Dil ko khush rakhne ko Ghaalib yeh khayaal achcha hai...

It is heavenly compared to anywhere else in Pak
Facts

 

[R Wing]

Lahore is the meth/tranny capitol of Pakistan with residents that have the funniest accent in Pakistan. They sound funnier than villagers. They are ashamed of speaking punjabi, so their funny accent permeates into their Urdu. When they do finally speak in Punjabi, they try to copy Indian Sikhs and sound like cartoon characters. They are masters of do numbari and have bad manners as they give people wrong directions on purpose. Nothing but flat nosed drug addict tricksters and swindlers. And they think their food is the best when it is just donkey meat cooked in motor oil. Oh and did I mention they stink? Lahore is a dirty city, but the people smell like cheetos mixed with gur.

That is all for now. I can keep going upon request.

All Pakistani cities suck.