Killer shayari and PJ's

[Paan Singh]

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!


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Tumhari Adao pe me wari wari, wah wah....
Tumhari adao pe me wari wari, Dial *123# for Balance enquiry

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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ....
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ....
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

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Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist,
Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist,
My name is Khan & m not a terrorist.

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Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kabu,
Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kabu,
Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu??

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Cal karne se pehle balance jachna,
Cal karne se pehle balance jachna,
Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.

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Beer pine se pehle bolte hai cheers
Beer pine se pehle bolte hai cheers
Arey o pushpa, I hate tears!

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Bhook meri mar gayi,
mujhe lagti nahin pyaas.
The time period of pendulum is independent of its mass

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Na jeene ki tamaana hai na marne ka khauf.
Na jeene ki tamaana hai na marne ka khauf.
The number you are trying is currently switched off.

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Deadly Delhi Metro shayari:
Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap.
Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap.
Doors will open on the left, please mind the gap.

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Apne gamo ko mere dost apne dil me daba lo.
Apne gamo ko mere dost apne dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye: Bas kato, gholo aur lagalo.

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Na isko na usko thi mere pyar ki khabar
Na isko na usko thi mere pyar ki khabar
Arey mera diagram galat hogaya, rubber de rubber.

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Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch..
WAH WAH..
visualize mat karo aage pado..
ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch.. . . . . .
asli masaale sach sach.. MDH..MDH.

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Arz kiya hai. . .
Ki Jis tarah ek machhar ko marne se tum shikari nhi ban jaoge. . .
Wah. Wah.. Wah…
Theek usi trha 2-4 PJ sms krne se tum bhikhari nhi ban jaoge

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Ladkiyo ki Ada humein pasand Nahi
Ladkiyo se Baate hume pasand nahi,
Ye To Dosto ki Jid hai ki BHABHI chahiye,
Warna hume SHADI pasand Nahi

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Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
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duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h

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Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..

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“Dove” se nahakar kya karna hai.
2012 me to sabhi ko marna hai.
1 saal khushi se jilo yaro
Agle janam me phir “johnson baby” se shuru karna hai…