Okay serious reply now :
Indians in real life that I met were like :
Ahhh so you're from Pakistan. My wife went to Pakistan and visited Nankana Sahib and everyone treated her with so much respect and gave her so much love. Pakistanis are wonderful people and I too am planning on visiting Lahore next year. No....no betaaa (son) I can't accept anything from you (when I was about to pay him for the dinner) you're our guest here.
Indians on PDF are like :
You bloody Pakistanis....you're evil incarnate. Everything wrong in this region and the world at large is because of you ! If we didn't have you as a neighbor India would eclipsed the US as the greatest military and economic power in the world a long time ago.
Most of the time I'm like
when I'm reading Indian's replies here !