G20 ENDS ABRUPTLY AS OBAMA CALLS PUTIN A JACKASS

[RAMPAGE]

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/09/g20-ends-abruptly-as-obama-calls-putin-a-jackass.html

ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about pu$$y Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.

“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”

Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”

After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.




@hinduguy @Dillinger @Hyperion @Marshmallow @Alpha1 @RazPaK @Mamba

guys this made my day !!!!!

 

[Sugarcane]

DONTWASTESPACE

 

[neehar]

troll news..............................

 

[neehar]

there are only two powerful men on this planet one is rajni kanth


and other is the one and only mr.bad *** president

 

[neehar]

and i condemn this insult...he did'nt even mentioned mms let alone ask him....atleast our pm would have shaken the head "in silence" if not spoken..we must cancel cricket matches with u.s as a protest..oh sry they dont play cricket...lets teach them cricket make a team and then not play cricket with them..that'll teach them a lesson...



ps...just for fun

 

[rott]

and i condemn this insult...he did'nt even mentioned mms let alone ask him....atleast our pm would have shaken the head "in silence" if not spoken..we must cancel cricket matches with u.s as a protest..oh sry they dont play cricket...lets teach them cricket make a team and then not play cricket with them..that'll teach them a lesson...



ps...just for fun

Hahaha... that cracked me up.

 

[neehar]

the baap returns

 

[idune]

Obama's outburst is clarifies US helplessness facing Russia with Putin at the helm.

US tried to manipulate Putin election win, that did not work.
US tried to stair up political unrest in Russia that did not work.
Putin curtailed US infiltration and interference channels through NGO by holding these shady entities accountable for finances.
Putin stood up to US regime change mass murder bid world wide.
Putin firmly established control on Europe energy supply
Putin enhanced Russia-China strategic ties
Russia given asylum to NSA whistle blower and perhaps has most details of US violation of other countries sovereignty

US regime change trick has very short life left and US can not exercise unilateral aggression (without financial support from Saudis for example). And expressing US frustration in such a way Obama make Us a jackass more than anything else.

 

[livingdead]

Obama's outburst is clarifies US helplessness facing Russia with Putin at the helm.

US tried to manipulate Putin election win, that did not work.
US tried to stair up political unrest in Russia that did not work.
Putin curtailed US infiltration and interference channels through NGO by holding these shady entities accountable for finances.
Putin stood up to US regime change mass murder bid world wide.
Putin firmly established control of Europe energy supply
Putin enhanced Russia-China strategic ties
Russia given asylum to NSA whistle blower and perhaps has most details of US violation of other countries sovereignty

US regime change trick has very short life left. And ny expressing US frustration in such a way Obama make Us a jackass more than anything else.

mate... did you read the news item or commenting on basis of thread title...

 

[friendly_troll96]

G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass : The New Yorker

ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)¡ªHopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia¡¯s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, ¡°Everyone here thinks you¡¯re a jackass.¡±

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

¡°Look, I¡¯m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,¡± Mr. Obama said. ¡°What about pu$$y Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.¡±

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.

¡°If you think I¡¯m the only one who feels this way, you¡¯re kidding yourself,¡± Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President¡¯s face. ¡°Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you¡¯re a dick.¡±

Shortly after Mr. Obama¡¯s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, ¡°I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.¡±

After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.




@hinduguy @Dillinger @Hyperion @Marshmallow @Alpha1 @RazPaK @Mamba

guys this made my day !!!!!

This is hilarious. Oppa PDF styles. The machos sound like some PDF false flaggers and the press appearance like a PDF thread.

 

[T-123456]

Is this for real now?

 

[friendly_troll96]

Wtf...135 GUESTS viewing this thread.

 

[friendly_troll96]

lets teach them cricket make a team and then not play cricket with them..that'll teach them a lesson...

Veryyyyy funnyyyyy

 

[Alpha1]

wthh??????????????????????????????????????????

 

[gambit]

I hope this is fake. The Obama Administration is incompetent in every way. Obama himself is inexperience, naive, vain and thin skinned. But I cannot believe he can be this immature, and in front of other leaders at that...