History can at times have a sense of irony. It's often difficult to demarcate exactly when one era ends and another begins - we always see foreshadowings of the new in the old and residues of the old in the new. But in the case I'm about to present, we see a in two sharply contrasting events a farewell (or a good riddance) to an old era and a warm welcome to a new one. Serendipitously, both of these events star boats.
The first boast is a very old one that had seen a lot of things in its time, few of them happy. I speak of this tacky facsimile of a Chinese palace:
It sank as it was being towed. It would be worth your while to browse through some of the comments on the videos reporting its sinking, all the fond memories of the "tourists" and venereal disease-infested sailors that blighted old Hong Kong with their presence. I'm surprised they could remember anything about it through their drug-induced haze. To be fair, it's had a rather more illustrious breed of visitor as well - Tom Cruise and "Queen" Elizabeth once visited; I hope you feel sufficiently honoured. Alas, it's a reminder of the ugly truth that Hong Kong before 1997 was little more than a drug den and a brothel. Our first case study Jumbo ultimately met a fitting end: an unceremonious sinking, possibly in an act of insurance fraud (the authentic Hong Kong spirit lives on).
But just as that miserable insult sank to rot beneath the waves, a new boat made its resplendent entrance. Of course, I refer to none other than this monstrosity:
I want everyone reading this, lovers of China and haters alike, to understand one crucially important point: this is just the beginning.
I can think of no better commentary on where China came from and where it's going. The death of old shame and birth of new glory.
The first boast is a very old one that had seen a lot of things in its time, few of them happy. I speak of this tacky facsimile of a Chinese palace:
But just as that miserable insult sank to rot beneath the waves, a new boat made its resplendent entrance. Of course, I refer to none other than this monstrosity:
I can think of no better commentary on where China came from and where it's going. The death of old shame and birth of new glory.